You'd be amazed at the things you can build using the stuff in your junk drawer. Nobody's saying you can ward off a home invasion with shoestring and paper clips. This isn't MacGuyver. But, you know, a functional rubber band…
Time to get faaabulous! Unicorn stuff gets posted on drunkMall a lot but there's a demand for this supply. The numbers don't lie and something about being drunk makes people want to throw down cash for unicorn swag. (If you're…
Ramune is called "marble soda" because the bottles are sealed with a glass marble, held in place by the carbonated beverage. To open the bottle, you push the marble down, breaking the seal and trapping the marble in the neck…
So here's the thing about the way you eat: it's the way you eat. That's all. Assuming you aren't a professional athlete or diet guru, the number of people who aren't you that care about the way you eat is…
Werewolf movies are all about the monster and the transformation scene. You can mess up a little bit anywhere else in the flick but if you drop the ball there, you've got a stinker on your hands. Which is why…
Calling it now: if there isn't already a Horror movie being made about a pack of murderers wearing emoji masks, there will be one in less than a year. There's no reason these masks should be scary but they just…
Serious question: is there a person whose job at the pool float factory is to test out the new pool floats? Because that has got to be the best job in the history of capitalism. Laying around in a pool,…
If you've got the right look, pretending to work for NASA is pretty easy to pull off when you're at a bar where nobody knows you. Do with that information what you will. Just sayin'. NASA put humans on the…
People make the bacon in many different ways! Some folks got jobs, some folks start businesses and, believe it or not, some people are professional gamblers. You probably won't find any of those pro card sharks using a set of…
Can you EAR me now?!?! AAAAHAHAH! RIGHT?!?! Right?! ...right? Guys? Hey guys? Okay, sorry, damn! You thought it was funny the first thirty times. It's a phone case shaped like a giant ear, what do you expect? And the best…
The Avengers movies are pretty good. They have Robert Downey Jr. in them, which right away is a lot more than most movies have going for them! Tom Hiddleston's performance as Loki is, again, pretty good. But The Avengers' Loki…
It's tragic but Nintendo hasn't manufactured the original NES since 1995. At best, your official NES and accessories are 20 years old and that's a scary thought for those of us still addicted to those classic games. Every time we have…