Take all the brain power needed in a normal game of "Would You Rather...?" and throw that shit out the window! This set of cards is perfect for the unimaginative, mentally lazy or simply drunk individual who can't be assed to…
First of all, if Facebook added a "dislike" option to every post, that would change the world. It would be amazing. Can you even imagine? Okay, think about the last conversation you had off-Facebook (a.k.a. in "real" life) about something…
Here's an all-new post featuring some of the best gadgets and glasses and knickknacks for wine drinkers! This site is called drunkMall and we do our best not to treat drinkers of various spirits equally. (Except you Jäger drinkers. You're…
Those Instagram and Snapchat followers will be green with envy when they see you drinking this delicious green hot chocolate this fall and winter! Is it radioactive? No. Did some magical leprechaun create this green hot chocolate? Uh, probably not. But…
Socks are a way of life. There's wearing shoes. There's having bare feet. And then there's wearing socks. Wearing socks is just better. Oh, it's the middle of May and it's hot as balls and you don't want to wear…
If you really represent Wu-Tang Clan, then you'll be so ready to throw some cheddar down at the sight of this wicked Wu pendant! Everyone says they're down for Killa Beez now but you can tell the true shogun warriors…
This kit lets you create your own airtight pouches of booze! Any adult drinker who travels regularly knows all about the "airplane bottles" of liquor. You're allowed to bring them through security and you're allowed to drink them on the…
These leggings - okay, fine, yoga pants - look a lot like some classic wrapping paper you might see on a Christmas present. And it's fitting because doing all that yoga and wearing yoga pants in public is essentially creating a…
Cutest phone case ever? Cutest phone case ever. Most phone cases provide a tough outer shell to protect our fragile mobile devices from bumps and spills and drops. Extra layers of protection to keep the screen from shattering, things like…
Something old, something new, something trendy, something blue... Or any other color you want it to be! Kittens, Hearts, and Poo: An Enchanting Emoji Coloring Book [sic] is exactly what it looks like it is - a coloring book full…
Do you have any idea how much birthday candle wax you've eaten in your life? It's probably a lot more than you think. Here's what happens... There's the whole "we need a good cake" thing, which usually means some sort of…
You've heard about Sex Panther cologne? "60% of the time, it works every time..." Well forget that shit! This is SURE FUCK! SURE FUCK is the only cologne that's guaranteed to come with a label that says SURE FUCK on it…