Futuristic Wraparound Sunglasses
The future is now! And the future is bright, so you'll need some real cool shades! These are the kind of sunglasses everyone in the 80s & 90s thought we'd be wearing by 2020. In fact, some pioneering companies tried…
Playing Pandas Phone Case
Cutest phone case in human history? Maybe. Cutest phone case in panda history? Definitely! Like a short stack of cuddly awesomeness, the back of this phone case has three rosy-cheeked panda bears dog-piled on top of each other. Getting left…
Bullet Shaped Shot Glass
Make it a REAL shot with this beautiful piece! Solid glass, fashioned into the shape of a big ol' .50 caliber bullet. It's hollow, of course - how else could you drink booze from it?! That's right, this bullet is…
EXCLUSIVE: The Simpsons Shopping Spree
On Sunday night, The Simpsons will air its 600th episode. It's been the "Longest Running" in several categories of television for years now, so it's kind of like when an Olympic gold medallist keeps winning gold medals. Like, yeah, that's…
Twin Peaks Pins
We're going to let you in on a little secret. Every day - once a day - give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. Today you should consider making that present this…
Black Playing Cards
Add a touch of class to card night! There's nothing wrong with a regular deck of playing cards. Red- and blue-backed cards are a classic. They get the job done and they've been doing so for a really long time.…
Direwolf Mug
Winter may be coming but new episodes of Game of Thrones won't be here for way too long. (Seriously, it's not fair.) Get your daily fix of Westeros with your morning cup of coffee using this awesome mug! When filled…
Glow in the Dark Snake Ear Cuff
It's all about the accessories. Everyone knows that. An outfit is an outfit is an outfit. If you haven't figured out how to dress yourself by now, whatever. You're hopeless. But if you can go into your closet and come…
Watermelon Slicer and Server
As the weather turns from warm to windy, those gatherings of friends and family you'd normally have outdoors move inside the house. All that sloppy drunkenness, sticky food and social mayhem goes from the backyard - the easily-hosed-off, "let nature…
Nespresso Intense Family Pack
IS YOUR FAMILY JUST TOO INTENSE FOR REGULAR VARIETY FAMILY PACKS OF SINGLE SERVE COFFEE DRINKS?!?! WELL PAUSE YOUR DVR RECORDING OF THE X GAMES FOR A MINUTE AND HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES BECAUSE WE FOUND JUST THE THING…
Shakespeare’s Star Wars
Dost thou enjoy thine parables of science and of fiction? Even though Hollywood loves nothing more than "rebooting" a tried and true franchise, it would take no less than 75 individual people losing their collective minds in order for there to be…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
So, the second Presidential debate happened earlier tonight and - full disclosure - this post is being written on September 30th, so we haven't actually seen the debate (because it won't be happening for another week) but if it's anything like…