Fuck Off Sleep Mask
You would think that a sleep mask, in and of itself, would convey certain messages. Like, there is a person wearing a thing over their eyes that is called a "sleep mask" so they are most likely trying to get some…
Alien Socks
Your new favorite socks have landed! Keep a close eye on your sock drawer because these things have a bad habit of being mysteriously abducted by friends! Sock It to Me socks are always unique and fun but also made…
EXCLUSIVE: Japanese Candy
We hope you've been using Halloween season as an excuse to indulge in your favorite candies... Sure, you're an adult now and it would be way weird of you to try and go trick or treating to score some free…
Whale Knife
Whale that's a pretty cool knife right there! Don't get it wrong - just because this chef's knife looks exactly like a cute whale doesn't mean you shouldn't respect it or treat it with the same reverence as some overpriced…
Bossy Coasters
Stop beating around the bush and let your houseguests now those coasters are there for a reason! You know the feeling. You hook everyone up with drinks and send them into the living room only to walk in there a…
Churro Makers
Ever had those crunchy cinnamon stick desserts at Taco Bell? Oh, don't pretend you're better than that! We've all made regrettable dietary decisions after last call. It's part of the deal... Anyway, those fast food dessert sticks have about as much…
Toasty Hand Warmers
Bringing new definition to the phrase "toasty and warm," these cute hand warmers looks like pieces of toast (with tiny little arms and legs, for some reason) and stay heated with electricity from a USB port! Some people run hot…
Golden Girls Funko Dolls
Hit it, girls! If you miss The Golden Girls half as much as you should then you'll be so excited to see them turned into these amazing Funko POP dolls! No matter which of the old broads is your favorite,…
Blueberry Marshmallow Candy
Okay, so you know how regular marshmallows are super awesome? Forget about those. As usual, Japan is so far ahead of the rest of the world when it comes to the sweets game... These are little marshmallows, similar to the…
36 Bags of Pretzels
Beer and pretzels are a match made in heaven. There's no pain like the pain that comes from getting back home after a night out on the town and realizing two critical facts: you're hungry and there's nothing to eat…
Sexy Merman Ornament
Hey, sailor! You have to go on the dark web to buy a real merman online, so the best we can do for you is this sexy sea captain merman ornament. If there was a version of The Village People…
Skull and Spine Beer Bong
The head bone's connected to the... beer bone! Alright, the song needs some work but what's not to love about this bone-tastic beer bong? We're picking up some serious Dothraki meets Vlad the Impaler's hard partying teenage nephew vibes from…