Skateboard Lights
Trick out your skateboard with these awesome lighting kits! It's truly a shame that these didn't exist in The '80s, during the epic heyday of American Skateboarding Cinema. Because there will probably never be another wave of movies like that…
Amazing Deodorants
This is unquestionably the best scented deodorant that has ever been worn inside drunkMall HQ. The boss man picked some of this stuff up a couple years back, when the company went by a different name, because they also make some…
Wireless Sweat-Proof Earbuds
The earbuds that come in the package with smartphones are garbage. They don't sound good. They aren't comfortable. They fall out of your ears. Throw those in the trash because there's a whole world of better options out there. For…
Golf Club Piss Jug
This is what they call a gamechanger! Golf is a game where you spend most of a day walking around outside and swinging various sticks at a little ball until you knock it into this hole or that hole. It's…
Capture the Flag Beer Pong
Beer pong is super fun. It's a great game. But what if there was a way to make it even better?! The makers of Fire Pong think that's exactly what they've done. Think of Fire Pong like an awesome new…
Billiards Shot Glasses
You don't have to be a pool shark to run this table but you'd probably regret it in the morning! This set of shot glasses features a full rack of shot glasses that each represent one of the balls in a…
Wireless Shot Clocks
Put a stop to never-ending beer pong games by bringing in a very useful tool from the great sport of basketball: shot clocks! You know the scene. House party with a beer pong table and not much else for sporting…
Emoji Golf Balls
Bring some fun personality into the most Dad sport of all time with emoji golf balls! Have you ever wondered why golfers wear eccentric plaid pants and goofy hats with furry balls on top of them? Yeah, we don't really know…
Floating Beer Pong Cooler
Oh hell yeah! If there's one thing we love at drunkMall, it's gotta be when someone comes out with a product that solves several potential party problems in one item. Here we have a pool float that doubles as a…
Large Interval Timer
Do you even HIIT, bro? High Intensity Interval Training is everything in the fitness game right now. Unless you're training to run a marathon, the old style of working out - warm up, work out for an hour or two, cool down -…
Your Mom Squats Tank Top
Who doesn't love a good "your mom" joke?! Tank tops designed for women to wear while exercising are kind of an entirely separate genre of humor. It's a very niche attitude they're tapping but it's valid. You've gotta put yourself in…