Girls Fart T-Shirt
Girls fart. Moms fart. Girlfriends fart. Wives fart. Nuns fart. Farts are funny. Nun farts might be the funniest farts, now that we've thought about it for a second. But all farts are funny. And it's time to stop pretending…
Lucky Clover Kittens Shirt
You can probably still buy some amazing "wolves howling at the full moon" t-shirts in rundown truck stops across America. And you totally should because those shirts are Americana treasures! But you should also know that the genre of shirt…
Slice Slice Baby Pizza Shirt
This has "new favorite t-shit" written all over it. (Not, like, literally. Literally, it has "SLICE SLICE BABY" written all over it. Like, literally that's a picture of the shirt right there. That's what's on the shirt." But look at…
Unfuck Yourself Shirt
Some people are just fucked. Some of them deserve to be fucked and some of them are undeservedly fucked for reasons beyond their control. That sucks for them. But some people are fucking themselves for no reason and unfucking themselves…
EXCLUSIVE: Greetings, Fellow Youths
Getting old is a bitch... So don't do it! They say age is just a number but, really, it's more like a culture. Every ten years or so, there's a shift in what's hot and what's not. As long as you…
Pineapple Disco Ball Shirt
Pineapple is easily the most party fruit. We haven't asked Andrew W.K. about it but we actually might now that it's come up. Think about it. What fruit could outparty a pineapple? Seriously, we're asking. Leave a comment if you…
EXCLUSIVE: Out of This World
It's virtually impossible to find a solid gift guide for people who like "outer space" stuff without it just being another collection of Star Wars and Star Trek merch - so we decided to make one ourselves! The universe is…
Highly Reflective Sequin Shirt
Disco never actually sucked. That was just a myth perpetuated by meatheads and burnouts in The '70s who didn't know how to dance or couldn't loosen up enough to enjoy themselves in a dance club. Sucks for them. But don't…
Get Angry and Burn Shit Down Shirt
Wouldn't it be great if everyone had to wear shirts that said how they really feel about everything, deep down inside? We wouldn't even need that many different shirts! Maybe three different ones? There'd be one shirt for everyone who's had…
Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer Shirt
Ted Cruz has (finally) dropped out of the race to become the Republican nominee for President. That means most of the "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" swag available online is likely to become limited edition in the very near…
Bad Ass Babes Club T-Shirt
The best thing about the Bad Ass Babes Club is anyone who wants to be in it gets to be in it! All around the planet, babes are being total bad asses, rocking their little corners of the world to…
Gone Squatchin Shirt
Listen, there's no way all the people who pretend to think Bigfoot is real actually believe that Bigfoot is real. They probably just really, really like camping. Like, they probably want to be camping so much that other people think…