Giant Swan Pool Float
Serious question: is there a person whose job at the pool float factory is to test out the new pool floats? Because that has got to be the best job in the history of capitalism. Laying around in a pool,…
EXCLUSIVE: Tax Refund Shopping Spree
Last week was the federal income tax filing deadline for 2016 (if you didn't know - surprise!), which means many of us are looking forward to that sweet, sweet refund check. Now, yeah, you could deposit that check into a savings…
Smart Umbrella
How many umbrellas have you lost in your life? Stop doing that! It's a whole new world, baby, and there is zero reason for you to be forgetting your umbrella somewhere and losing it forever. First of all, if you…
Condiment Guns
Do ya feel hungry, punk? The Condiment Gun is one weapon you'll be happy to allow at family gatherings. Teach your family to show proper respect for condiments and everything will be just fine. Ketchup and mustard can be your…
The Pocket Shot
It's not like there was anything wrong with the way slingshots have been designed since forever. They're slingshots. They've been helping target shooters and juvenile delinquents achieve their goals for decades and doing it well. One area where slingshots fail is…
Pizza Slice Pool Float
Waste a warm day away, floating on a slice of pizza perfection at the pool! Old school pool floats with a rectangular body are ridiculous. The shape makes them way too difficult to get on top of and way too…
Ice Bucket Tee Shirt
Okay, so, you know how there are "pocket tees," which are tee shirts with a pocket on them? This is more like a pocket with a t-shirt on it. Bucket Tees has been around since 2014 and they specialize in making…
Bloody Sunglasses
You'll look bloody fabulous in these shades! With a classic wayfarer frame and a cartoonish bloody print, these are some of the most unique and fun sunglasses around. Wayfarers are back in a big way right now, if you haven't…
Loud Exhaust Simulator for Bicycles
Is there a single reason for an adult to own this? Probably not. But maybe you have to buy a present for a kid. Or maybe you never had a childhood because you worked your ass off in order to…
Bacon Towel
It's a good thing this hand towel isn't as greasy as it looks! The quality of printing on these things is really getting out of control. It almost looks too real... Even the most devout bacon lover may shy away from…
EXCLUSIVE: Spring Breakers Essentials
Spring Break is... Well, it's whenever it is. Different schools do it at different times. Whatever. We pretty much have to do a big Spring Break post, so here it is! If you already had your Spring Break by the…
One Gallon Flask
That's a huge flask! The point of most flasks is to have a convenient and discreet method of carrying liquid, usually booze, on one's person. That is so not the point this time, folks! Well over a foot tall and weighing…