Dainty Darth Vader prints
We can’t get enough of this weird Star Wars original fan artwork! This is by Kyle Hagey and he’s got an Etsy shop full of crazy stuff like this. Go check it out now because we’ve got a pretty good…
Hall and Oates “Rich Girl” long-sleeve t-shirt
It is recommended that you listen to the Callin’ Oates Hotline while reading this post. We love this shirt. We need this shirt. It looks like the “v” in “You’ll Never Learn” is missing. That makes us want the shirt even more.…
Cut Resistant Kitchen Gloves
Paging, Hannah Hart! Anyone who likes to have a couple drinks while preparing dinner needs to know about these gloves. Using a mandolin can be scary even for totally sober, experienced chefs. Throw an overconfident amateur with a buzz on…
Jellyfish Aquarium
Jellyfish have got to be one of the most awesome creatures on this planet. We read this thing once about how some jellyfish basically never die and they just keep regenerating themselves over and over? Jellyfish are probably aliens. Anyway,…
Fruit-Infused Water Bottles
Remember a few months ago when Trader Joe’s got busted trying to sell asparagus water to all of our yoga instructors? Yeah, that was hilarious. If they’d just stocked the shelves with these bottles that let you infuse water with…
Anti-Roll Fridge Mat
Listen, you’ve got to stay organized in life, especially if you’re trying to cut loose every now and then. Minimizing risk, that’s what we’re all about on this drunk shopping website! Earlier in the year, we found some ridiculously awesome magnets…
Portrait of Sir Yoda
This portrait would be great for one of those pranks where someone switches out a photograph on someone’s wall to see how long it takes them to notice the change. It’s also obviously just funny and cool, though. Yoda looks…
Christopher Walken art
Luckily for you, we long ago swore a solemn oath to never attempt a Christopher Walken impersonation and we’re holding ourselves to that promise. Chris Walken’s face is perfect for artwork like this. The moody colors really emphasize the maelstrom…
Aquarium Coffee Table
We’re in the homestretch of the #BlackoutFriday Countdown, so we’ve gotta finish up strong! If you haven’t figure it out by now, our interior design tastes run somewhere between NES fanboy & Miami kingpin. So, obvs, we’d freak out over a…
Lifelike Sleeping Kitten electronic pet
Kittens are adorable and everyone should have the opportunity to hang out with one. Unfortunately, circumstances don’t always allow for that. Lease agreements and allergies are just a couple of things that can stop us from knowing the joy of…
Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug
If any of you drunkMall copycats out there want to start a website called How Did It Take So Long for Someone to Invent This.com, that would be cool because how did it take so long for someone to invent…
Cow with Emo Kid Hair Tote Bag
Do people even still say “emo”? Everyone knows what emo was, right? If you forgot, check out this cow’s hair because it’s dead on. This cow could have walked into any mall in America in 2002 and had a whole set…