Rock Star Skull Shirt
Listen, if your rock stars don't have songs about death then you need to find some new rock stars, got it? Death and rock music go together like sex and rock music or drugs and rock music. In fact, we…
Hooch Decanter
Present your less expensive boozes in a fancy way with this classy decanter! Handblown lab glass emblazoned with the word HOOCH in gold print. Whatever you keep in this bottle automatically looks like something that's fancy but you don't want…
Fondue Mug
Somehow there are restaurants you can go to that only serve fondue dishes. Can you believe that? It's true. Also, these restaurants are, without exception, astronomically overpriced. Many of them are so unapologetically expensive that they actually keep their menus…
Smart Lighting Upgrade
Every light switch in your house is stupid. Now hang on, don't get offended! All we're saying is that your light switches are not smart. You know, like, they can't be controlled with a smartphone like how all the cool…
Phone Case with Wallet Compartment
Anyone walking around with a phone as well as any form of wallet is carrying too much stuff around. You don't have to do that anymore, people! This phone case has a wallet compartment hidden in the back of it. Flip…
Pink Lips Ashtray
These ceramic ashtrays look like an open pair of lips. And, yeah, that's a little weird because if you imagine a cigarette being ashed into an open mouth, that's pretty damn gross. But also it totally fits in with any…
EXCLUSIVE: Love Stinks!
In the perpetual transition from one holiday to the next, we've now reached the point in the year at which is will soon be Valentine's Day. You're already aware of this because there's no earthly possible way that you wouldn't…
Movie-Inspired Cocktail Recipes
Something about seeing actors indulge in a vice onscreen makes that vice seem like the best thing you could do with your body in this life. Don't believe that? Fine. Watch basically any movie about criminals while you're trying to quit smoking…
Wireless Headphones Receiver
You don't have to spring for expensive wireless headphones! Podo Labs is about to release JACK, which is a small device that makes any headphone wireless. The little clip-on unit has a bluetooth receiver. You simply plug your regular headphones'…
Stackable Fish Condos
Fish are the oh-fish-ial pet of cleanly people who don't want all the hair, shit and chaos of owning a cat or a dog. Cats and dogs are amazing but they aren't for everyone or every living situation. Fish, on…
Peanut Butter Popcorn
Is it someone's job to come up with snack ideas like this? Someone send us an email or something, please. We have things to discuss. Back to the top at hand, this is a bag of Moon Rocks, which is…
Light String Corks
Raise your hand if you've got a collection of empty bottles in your home right now. Put your hand down. Nobody can see you. Okay, yeah, we didn't think that through. But you've got all those bottles! Why? What are…