Double-Fisting Beer Mug
We haven’t posted a lot of novelty items on drunkMall because it’s so obvious and you’re better than that. At first glance, one might view a double beer mug as mere novelty… but Not. So. Fast. Have you ever had…
Salon Cape with Viewing Window
Sometimes we see an invention and wonder how it took so long for someone to think of it. A salon cape with a viewing window solves problems for customers and hairdressers. “What problems?” We’ll tell you! Getting a haircut can be pretty…
T-Stand: versatile tablet stand
What’s your favorite shape? Did you say rectangle? If you did, it would make a lot of sense, considering you spend most of your waking life, including this very moment, staring at one kind of glowing rectangle or another. If you…
2-in-1 Beanbag Chair and Bed
Remember that enormous “beanbag” we posted a while back? That thing’s incredible and a person could for sure sleep on it if they wanted. This beanbag* is a little more snug when it comes to seating more than one person. However,…
Sushi Rolls Made Easy
Got any idea how much money sushi chefs make? It’s a lot. Know why? Because creating sushi is an art form. And not, like, “I take neat pictures with my phone and put them on Instagram and have 100k followers” or “I…
Flat Water Bottle
Water is awesome and having it around is almost always a good idea. That being said, a lot of the containers we use to carry water around are super awkward and clumsy. But if our water bottle is a flat…
Hidden TV Wall Mount
Honestly, the fact that this wall mount disguises the TV as a normal framed painting, while cool, is nowhere near enough to get a spot on our #BlackoutFriday Countdown. So why is it on here? When the TV is extended…
On the Rocks Tumblers with Ice Ball Makers
There sure has been an ice revolution these past few years. We can’t get a cocktail that costs more than $10 without waiting an extra five minutes for someone to turn a solid cube of artisanal ice into a perfect…
Automatic Mah Jong Table
We like to imagine that we know an elderly Chinese lady who would love us forever and ever if we got her a table that automatically shuffles and properly stacks the tiles for a game of Mah Jong between her…
tile: Bluetooth Trackers
This! Tile is an app that works with a set of bluetooth trackers to find literally any of the things we’re always losing: keys, wallet, dog, anything that can be tagged with a Tile tracker! Here’s the kicker. If the…
Cargo Pocket hoodie
Carrying a backpack everywhere makes people look like drug dealers. For real. If you’re cool with that, hey, fine. But for the rest of us, we have to find other ways to lug all our gear around. Which is why…
Fingertip Food Tongs
We need more inventions focused on helping drunk people avoid appearing as sloppy as they may or may not be. Trongs (reason for the name unclear) are miniature food tongs you can place on your fingertips to handle messy, greasy…