Murder Shoes
Oh, these shoes are deadly! You'll be killing it all night in this pair of white dress shoes that look like they caught some serious blood splatter. Recommended for fans of Dexter, American Psycho, Hannibal... You know, pretty much any…
Cheap Lionel Richie Mask
Lionel Richie has one of the most warm and kind public personas of anyone in the music business. That makes this weird, cheap mask of his face with its cutout eyes all the more disturbing by contrast. It's like some…
EXCLUSIVE: Disturbing and Creepy Works of Art for Sophisticated People
Some say you can tell how good a painting is by how long museum-goers spend looking at it while pretending to think deeply about important stuff. It takes hours (and sometimes days) to see everything in a major art museum, so at a…
Cthulhu Monopoly
It's safe to say that H.P. Lovecraft never imagined that anything he ever wrote in his life would be turned in to one of the most popular board games in history. Thankfully, the limits of Lovecraft's imagination (as far out…
Spider Earrings
Creepy crawly arachnid jewelry! Bug lovers and horror fans and goth kids alike will love to see these eight-legged freaky-fanged spider earrings! Not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach! The halves of these earrings come together at…
Pocket Scream
Please don't run away in terror from your computer screen. Yes, it's disturbing. Oddly familiar but somehow wrong. Like browsing a bookstore while on vacation in a foreign country. You look away from the shelves in time to glimpse a face you're…
Cthulhu Car Emblem
Feeling unrepresented in the tailgate emblem conversation? Christians have their Jesus fish. Scientists have the fish with legs on it (because evolution). And then both of those groups have versions of the fish making fun of the other group's fish..…
Japanese Happy Horror Kitchen Towels
These little kitchen towels are so cute on first glance but look closer and you'll see there's a bit more than meets the eye. In each graphic, you've got a kitchen appliance or tool that couldn't be more happy to be…
Werewolf Mask and Gloves
Werewolf movies are all about the monster and the transformation scene. You can mess up a little bit anywhere else in the flick but if you drop the ball there, you've got a stinker on your hands. Which is why…
Energy Drink Blood Drip
Let's talk about HANGOVERS! Holy Hell... The day after a real barnburner is so punishing and it just gets worse and worse the older you get. Everyone has their favorite hangover cure - the official drunkMall remedy is spicy food…
Zombie Pen/Pencil Holder
The zombie apocalypse continues its creeping crawl towards reality by laying claim to prime desk space with this undead pencil holder. If you know anything about the walking dead, you know that a pen or pencil through the chest won't…
Bloody Sunglasses
You'll look bloody fabulous in these shades! With a classic wayfarer frame and a cartoonish bloody print, these are some of the most unique and fun sunglasses around. Wayfarers are back in a big way right now, if you haven't…