Naked Grandma Phone Case
Pink is not dead. Neither is punk and neither are grandmas. Well, some grandmas are dead. But the concept of grandmas is as alive as ever. Aliver, even! Golden Girls is so hot right now - and, honestly, grandmas these…
Extra Long Siouxsie Shirt
Souixsie and the Banshees were a great band. That's it. No funny angle on this one. Nothing funny about it at all. In fact, there's nothing funny about anything and if you have any color hanging in your closet except…
Poop Emoji Pajama Pants
Poop. So hot right now! Okay, not actual poop - but you can't deny that poop emoji! You can't look anywhere without seeing emoji these days. From the smartphone keyboard to the text message, from the text message to the…
Lockpick Earrings
Picking a lock may seem like Hollywood bullshit but it's a real thing and it's actually not that complicated. If you don't already know how to do it, here's a set that will help you learn. The thing that is Hollywood…
Skeleton Leather Jacket
So you might want to take a few self-defense classes before wearing this jacket in public because there are a lot of people who would KILL to own it! After "the shit" goes down, these stupid pieces of paper we…
EXCLUSIVE: Unicorn Attack
Feeling horny? Now wait just a few minutes before typing in the URL of that website you always visit when you feel this way. You know the site. You'd be back there again in a few more hours for another…
Big Stripper Gnome
Ooh la la! Let your freak flag fly a little bit with this risqué variation on the garden gnome theme. Instead of a regular ass garden gnome, this is more like the stripping gnome that would be working the shady…
Nearly Effortless Decision Maker
Indecision is a bitch. Much like regret, it's a pretty useless experience for the average human life. Sure, you can't make every decision instantly and, obviously, if you do something wrong then being able to recognize that helps you make…
Literary Party Game
Papercuts is a party game for that person who thinks Cards Against Humanity is for uneducated morons but part of that person wishes they were an uneducated moron so they could have fun like everyone seems to be doing. You don't…
Unicorn Backpack
Dillema: you need to look out-of-this-world fabulous tonight but you also need to transport some (but not very many) items on or near your person. Solution: a small backpack with an attached unicorn head! This is the real life. This…
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
Float around the pool on a floaty that looks like a giant ice cream sandwich! This is the closest you'll ever be able to get to living that super weird dream of floating around on a real ice cream sandwich!…
Knitted Boobs Koozie
Few things in life are as comforting as beer and boobs. Bring these two beautiful things together with one knitted koozie! Wrap your comfort beverage up in your favorite body part with this booby-licious koozie. Breast-themed beer koozies are not…