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Netflix and Chill condoms

Netflix and Chill condoms

Are there any babies named Netflix Chill Smith, yet? Probably… Look, everyone knows what “Netflix & Chill” means by now, right? If not, this product should give you a clue. (Hint: it means sex.) Getting to first base should be no…

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Rogue Dead Guy Ale Women’s T-Shirt

Rogue Dead Guy Ale Women’s T-Shirt

Dead Guy is an incredible beer and we’re feeling the vibe of this t-shirt. Officially licensed, high quality print on 100% cotton shirt! We already posted some Rogue Brewery stout beer glasses, so you know we love Rogue beers and…

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Lucky Charms Marshmallows T-Shirt

Lucky Charms Marshmallows T-Shirt

Based on how many of you ordered the bulk bags of cereal marshmallows, it’s safe to say this shirt will be a hit at drunkMall! Super-soft, high quality fabric with a realistic print of Lucky Charms marshmallows - what’s not…

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Spiked Punk Rock Sunglasses

Spiked Punk Rock Sunglasses

First things first, these sell out fast but they’re coming back in stock on Oct. 7, so pre-order now and you’ll have it in time for your Halloween costumes! Now, how badass are these sunglasses? It’s like if Andrew Dice…

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“PAWS” t-shirt

“PAWS” t-shirt

Just when you thought it was safe to forget about parody t-shirts of ‘70s blockbuster films… It’s PAWS, the t-shirt! This adorable kitten take on the iconic JAWS movie poster should make for an easy icebreaker no matter where you wear…

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USB Mixtapes

USB Mixtape gift set

This is so cool! If you’ve never made an actual mixtape (or CD) for another person, you have no idea how special that gift can be for someone to receive. Making playlists for people just isn’t the same. The problem…

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Shopping Is My Cardio t-shirt

Shopping Is My Cardio t-shirt

If you couldn’t make yourself pull the trigger on the elliptical machine then maybe this t-shirt is more your style… We like to do all of our shopping online, so it doesn’t really fit our lifestyle but if you’re one…

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Sushi Cats

Sushi Cats

This looks like something that’s probably like a whole thing and we just don’t know about it yet but as soon as we saw these sushi cats we knew they were drunkMall material. There appear to be six varieties of…

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Crawling Zombie Garden Gnome Statue

Crawling Zombie Garden Gnome Statue

You shouldn’t have to worry about stocking up on Halloween candy for the neighborhood kids this year with this terrifying zombie gnome statue in your yard! While all garden gnomes are pretty creepy (yeah, they are), this gnarly dude goes…

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Hairbrush with Hidden Flask

Hairbrush with Hidden Flask

The hidden flasks are always a hit here on drunkMall, so today we’ve got one for you that’s disguised as a hairbrush. The flask holds 6 oz. of whatever you want inside of a totally real paddle brush. There’s a…

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Wild Cat Self Defense Keychain

Wild Cat Self Defense Keychain

Always be prepared to handle your business with “The Cat” Self Defense keychain. Made from strong and durable polymer, this is one tough kitty! Available in Pink, Black and Purple, the cute cat design will look less menacing in social situations…

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Tipsy Treats: Alcohol-Infused Dessert Cookbook

Tipsy Treats: Alcohol-Infused Dessert Cookbook

Everyone loves alcohol and everyone loves desserts - the combination is even more tasty! From the inventor of the first-ever cupcake shot, Automn Skoczen, Tipsy Treats is the cookbook you want for alcohol-infused cupcake, marshmallow, martini gel and popsicle recipes!…

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