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Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Stash Bag

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Stash Bag

Of course this is a thing… Confused about what you’re looking at? It’s a two-pocket stash bag for small accessories. Seriously, keep this away from your blacked out friends or they’ll probably try to eat it! Each side has a…

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Roll-On Sticky Notes

Roll-On Sticky Notes

Post-it notes are handy and everything but sometimes they don’t give you enough room for the note you want to leave. And then you’re supposed to what? Leave two post-it notes? That is sociopathic behavior and totally unacceptable. That’s why…

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Pikachu hoodie

Pikachu hoodie

this + a pair of yellow sweatpants = super easy Halloween costume Really, though, this hoodie is the only reason we can imagine that color of yellow being acceptable in an item of clothing. If this hoodie didn’t have the…

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Humping People Wall Outlet Decals

Humping People Wall Outlet Decals

Turn boring electrical outlets into a mindlessly rutting couple for good with these decals! Who was the person who looked at their wall and saw this image? We don’t know! Make sure you apply them correctly and you’ll have hilarious…

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Cheeseburger Ball Gag: The Silencing Slider

Cheeseburger Ball Gag: The Silencing Slider

Here’s a lovely creation from Gorge Ohwell: It’s a ball gag that looks like a cheeseburger! They call it The Silencing Slider and it’s made of soft, non-toxic, food grade silicone. Don’t worry, it doesn’t smell or taste like a…

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Selfie Stick Aerobics

Selfie Stick Aerobics

While not exactly a viral sensation, Selfie Stick Aerobics is making the rounds and could be the next big thing any day now. The lesson is free, however, you’ll need at least a selfie stick to follow along at home…

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Stretchy Skeleton Leggings and Tank Top

Stretchy Skeleton Leggings and Tank Top

It’s almost time to figure out your Sexy Fill-in-the-Blank Halloween costumes, ladies! Nah, just kidding. This is a sweet hot yoga outfit though. Or! If you buy this outfit then you’re basically guaranteeing that laundry day is WAY more interesting…

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Screw It T-Shirt

Screw It T-Shirt

Here’s a nice thing for those “probably alcoholic but nobody ever says it out loud” Moms this Christmas! The shirt says “Screw It” but then there’s a corkscrew under that, so, it’s, like, funny? If you like this shirt, you’ll be…

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Adult Coloring Book

Adult Coloring Book

Have you seen a kid with a coloring book lately? They suck at coloring! Drawing all outside of the lines and everything. That’s how you used to color, too! Here’s your chance to redeem yourself with the skills you’ve picked…

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The Sriracha Cookbook

The Sriracha Cookbook

Oh, this is just pornographic… “50 Rooster Sauce Recipes That Pack a Punch,” it says… drunkMall loves hot sauce, it’s no secret, and sriracha is a great one. But up until now we’ve treated it as an afterthought, something to…

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Social Media Whore T-Shirt

Social Media Whore T-Shirt

This one goes out to all the branding specialists, social media gurus, Instagram influencers & hashtag aficionados acting like you’re working the hustle. You’re really just an annoying idiot with a smartphone and 15k fake followers. We all know you…

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Handicorn: The Finger Puppet Unicorn

Handicorn: The Finger Puppet Unicorn

Before we talk about Handicorn, everyone knows Rule #34, right? We didn’t check - but there’s just no way it doesn’t apply here, so consider yourselves warned. Ok! Handicorn! Handicorn is a 4-piece set of finger attachments to magically transform…

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