Girls Fart T-Shirt
Girls fart. Moms fart. Girlfriends fart. Wives fart. Nuns fart. Farts are funny. Nun farts might be the funniest farts, now that we've thought about it for a second. But all farts are funny. And it's time to stop pretending…
Hot Dog Yoga Pants
What is it about doing yoga that makes you want to leave the class and eat obscene amounts of the most disgusting food possible? That corpse pose at the end is supposed to be about relaxing and feeling the energy…
The Joker in Jail Clock
The Joker is one of the greatest villains in the history of fiction and a big part of the reason why is that it's always nothing more than a matter of time before he returns to wreak havoc on everything…
Glow-in-the-Dark Unbreakable Pints
It's the season of poolside and beach hangs, which means it's also the season of NO GLASS signs posted up on the outside of all the best party spots. If you like drinking canned beer, that's fine. But what's a…
Heavy Metal Emoji Keyboard
Praise Odin! Someone has finally given metalheads a seat at the emoji table by creating this third-party iOS keyboard with over 175 brand-new emojis. You've got longhaired hessian characters, whiskey bottles, middle fingers, bloody swords. Shit, they even gave you…
Iggy Pop Figurine
Iggy Pop is a force of nature. The dude has been turned up to 11 for decades at this point. Iggy is 69 years old. The Stooges are probably still the greatest hard rock band that ever existed and their…
Biography of Nicolas Cage
Unfortunately, Nicolas Cage has not yet written an autobiography. (Can you even imagine? No, you can't. There is no frame of reference for anything approaching how amazing it would be.) So, for now, those of us who are extremely obsessed…
Fish Training Kit
Fish are pretty worthless as pets. They live in a tank and you feed them. Hopefully they look cool because that's all they're good for... Until now! Ever wanted a pet fish that could swim a slalom, score a soccer…
Mad Men Cookbook
Dine (and drink) like Madison Ave. executives of The 1960s with the recipes found in this "unofficial and unauthorized" Mad Men Cookbook! Now, one could be forgiven for saying, "Food? I remember everyone on that show doing a whole hell…
Japanese Happy Horror Kitchen Towels
These little kitchen towels are so cute on first glance but look closer and you'll see there's a bit more than meets the eye. In each graphic, you've got a kitchen appliance or tool that couldn't be more happy to be…
Slice Slice Baby Pizza Shirt
This has "new favorite t-shit" written all over it. (Not, like, literally. Literally, it has "SLICE SLICE BABY" written all over it. Like, literally that's a picture of the shirt right there. That's what's on the shirt." But look at…
Wooden Dick Bottle Opener
Don't leave granny alone in the kitchen with this bottle opener! We're talking 8 inches of wooden man parts, handmade in Bali, Indonesia and shipped ready to pop bottles. It's just so... big! This is one bottle opener you won't spend…