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Fucksicles Coloring Book

Fucksicles Coloring Book

Get out the crayons - it's time for some colorful language! Fucksicles is a coloring book series created around the ideas that adults like to color and adults like swear words. Mixing the two together was the only logical thing…

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Bottoms Up Shot Glasses

Bottoms Up Shot Glasses

The shot glass that makes sense no matter how you look at it! When right side up (and filled with booze, preferably) the lettering on the glass reads "DRINK." When upside down (having been emptied of booze), the glass reads…

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Your Mom Squats Tank Top

Your Mom Squats Tank Top

Who doesn't love a good "your mom" joke?! Tank tops designed for women to wear while exercising are kind of an entirely separate genre of humor. It's a very niche attitude they're tapping but it's valid. You've gotta put yourself in…

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90s Coloring Book

90s Coloring Book

It's all about that nostalgia trip when the 1990s coloring book comes out to play! Jump back to the decade of slap bracelets and pogs, flip shades and grunge, ring pops and rollerblades - you know, The 90s! If you…

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Sunscreen Bottle Flasks

Sunscreen Bottle Flasks

Keep it fun in the sun! Disguised as "Tropic Tan" sunscreen bottles, these are actually flasks made from food safe plastic. So even if that outdoor party spot allows drinking, these flasks will make it past any "no glass" rules…

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Too Kawaii to Die Shirt

Too Kawaii to Die Shirt

People always say things like "beauty is temporary" or whatever. Those people are wrong. All over the world we celebrate images of beautiful humans that were taken decades ago. That doesn't seem very temporary, does it? We still talk about the…

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Dinosaur Bones Necklace

Dinosaur Bones Necklace

Got bones? Strap a T Rex skeleton right across your chest with this large dinosaur necklace! It's about 7 inches wide, so make sure you're prepared for massive amounts of bling hanging off that neck. It's important to accessorize in a way…

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His and Hers Key Holders

His and Hers Key Holders

Never grab the wrong pair of keys on your way out the door again! These little plates are quite easy to install near the front door. After you unlock the front door, it's simply a matter of removing the key…

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2Pac Clock That Plays Changes

2Pac Clock That Plays Changes

First off, we gotta let you know that this clock is extremely limited edition, so not everyone will be able to own one. Sorry. That's just the way it is... The clock is made from an old CD that features…

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Banana Flasher Plush Doll

Banana Flasher Plush Doll

Don't let this banana anywhere near the teddy bears! If one bad apple spoils the whole bunch, we don't even want to think about what might happen if this bad banana gets its hands on the cutesy dolls... Bananas are definitely…

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Music Festival Level Ups

EXCLUSIVE: Music Festival Level Ups

It's festival season in America. A magical combination of music and camping that's really only enjoyable when intoxicated on a mixture of alcohol, sun exposure and whatever the hell was in those pills that dude with the dreadlocks had... Heading into a…

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David Bowie Shirt

David Bowie Shirt

David Bowie was one of the most awesome, inspiring and influential human beings to ever exist in this universe or any other. Show your love for the Starman with this classic David Bowie t-shirt design. Featuring an image of Bowie…

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