Food Pillows
Some tasty home accent options, here. Throw pillows can really make or break a sofa. It's hard to imagine a couch that wouldn't be complimented by a pillow that looks like a slice of orange, kiwi or watermelon! Taking advantage…
EXCLUSIVE: The Simpsons Shopping Spree
On Sunday night, The Simpsons will air its 600th episode. It's been the "Longest Running" in several categories of television for years now, so it's kind of like when an Olympic gold medallist keeps winning gold medals. Like, yeah, that's…
Twin Peaks Pins
We're going to let you in on a little secret. Every day - once a day - give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. Today you should consider making that present this…
Direwolf Mug
Winter may be coming but new episodes of Game of Thrones won't be here for way too long. (Seriously, it's not fair.) Get your daily fix of Westeros with your morning cup of coffee using this awesome mug! When filled…
Vegan Cookbook and Relationship Manifesto
All those jokes about vegans and nobody ever considers what it's like to actually date or live with one. Two vegans living together, hey, that's probably fine. Quiet nights at home, watching documentaries and ignoring each other's seitan farts. How…
Battery Problems Shirt
If you ever need someone to do you a favor, wait until they're on 10% battery life and you have a charger. Having a fully charged smartphone battery is like the opposite of the feeling you get when you find out…
Glow in the Dark Snake Ear Cuff
It's all about the accessories. Everyone knows that. An outfit is an outfit is an outfit. If you haven't figured out how to dress yourself by now, whatever. You're hopeless. But if you can go into your closet and come…
Watermelon Slicer and Server
As the weather turns from warm to windy, those gatherings of friends and family you'd normally have outdoors move inside the house. All that sloppy drunkenness, sticky food and social mayhem goes from the backyard - the easily-hosed-off, "let nature…
Nespresso Intense Family Pack
IS YOUR FAMILY JUST TOO INTENSE FOR REGULAR VARIETY FAMILY PACKS OF SINGLE SERVE COFFEE DRINKS?!?! WELL PAUSE YOUR DVR RECORDING OF THE X GAMES FOR A MINUTE AND HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES BECAUSE WE FOUND JUST THE THING…
Shakespeare’s Star Wars
Dost thou enjoy thine parables of science and of fiction? Even though Hollywood loves nothing more than "rebooting" a tried and true franchise, it would take no less than 75 individual people losing their collective minds in order for there to be…
Ultimate Shower Caddy
If you don't have at least 10 different items in your shower at all times then you're practically undateable by modern standards. No, a shower beer doesn't count! But half of you live in shitty studio apartments with bathrooms so…
Silicone Ear Key Ring Phone Stand
It's a phone stand! It's a keyring! It's a convenient place to neatly store your earbuds! We're all about products that serve multiple functions here at drunkMall. So, even though this item may look completely pointless to you at first,…