Chicken Ramen Phone Case
Who feels like chicken (flavor) tonight? And tomorrow... and the next day... The appearance of this phone case is instantly recognizable to every one of you who had to pay off a student loan or work for two years as…
Elephant Drain Container
This elephant never forgets to keep water from collecting at the bottom of its body! Many homes have little containers by some, if not all, the sinks in the place. A little cup by the bathroom sinks to keep toothpaste…
Wrong Lyrics Tumbler
Is there a greater pleasure in this world than drunkenly belting out the lyrics to an awesome song with all your friends? There's certainly nothing funnier than finding out you or a friend has been singing the wrong lyrics to…
Beef Jerky Bouqet
Valentine's Day is coming up but not everyone is in to flowers and candy. In fact, not everyone is into relationships or Valentine's Day! This February 14th, you can go way outside the box and give your significant other something…
Sexual Origami Book
There's an ancient Japanese tradition that any individual person who folds one thousand origami cranes will be granted one wish by the gods. Seems like any gods who made that deal would be open to a similar deal for anyone…
Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman Socks
Sexy socks for the leggy ladies who love retro science fiction films! Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman is a legendary midnight movie. Guess what it's about. Well, it's about the plight of 1950s women within patriarchal societies and their…
Pizza Yoga Mat
Pizza is the only reason to do most things in life. Yoga is chill. It's whatever. But has anyone dragged you to one of these hot yoga classes yet? It's brutal. They crank the thermostat up to like a hundred…
Hot Chocolate on a Stick
The name of this product tells you everything you need to know about it. But necessity rarely seems to determine how much people talk, so let's plow through an entire post worth of finding ways to tell you information you…
Bill the Butcher Pin
Gangs of New York's Bill the Butcher is maybe the most quotably likable (likably quotable?) bad guy in any Martin Scorsese movie. Now you can wear him with you all the time in a dapper lapel pin! Our old friends…
Cat Eye Aviator Sunglasses
A classic sunglasses frame gets a sleek makeover with some inspiration from the feline world. Aviators have always been in fashion and will never go out of fashion, even if some other style (like wayfarers) finds temporary favor with the in…
Enemy Tears Chips Pillow
If the tears of your enemies don't bring you comfort then you must be a monk. The rest of us need the sodium... Back in 2013, a very famous brand of potato chip decided to #crowdsource some #flavor #concepts with…
Just a Cute Sweater
You read it right, kids. Nothing wacky, crazy, zany, unbelievable, life-changing or wackadoodle here at all. It's literally just a cute sweater. But, like, it's a really cute sweater, tho. Like it would be difficult to not look adorable in…