Badass Cobra Lighter
The best part about this photo is the finger of the person holding the lighter looks like they've been bitten by an actual cobra in the past. There's no telling what country this thing was made in but it's probably…
Workaholics Tight Butthole shirt
Tighter than the tightest of buttholes is this shirt. Let your friends, family, co-workaholics and total strangers know you appreciate the finer things (and TV shows) in life with this officially licensed Workaholics t-shirt design. Confused right now? Well, first…
Drink-A-Palooza Game
Drink-A-Palooza is a very, very fun drinking game - some say the ultimate. What's your favorite drinking game? If you said pretty much any game that anyone else has ever heard of, it's probably a part of this game, too.…
90s “Jazz Cup” Design sweater
This has to be the third or fourth product we've featured with this design on it. We love it. If you somehow don't recognize, back in The Nine-Deez this was the design printed on just about every cheap, wax Solo…
EXCLUSIVE: Epic Dance Party 101
The last thing anyone wants to do is attend another fake ass party. Dance floor empty, every dude hanging out with other dudes while the girls take group selfies for Snapchat and shit. Don't go out like that. Ever. Now, we…
Magnetic Drop Shots set
There is more to life than jagerbombs. In fact, there's a whole world of drop shots out there, waiting to be dropped and shot. Drop shots are also known as bomb shots or "depth charges" and some of our favorites…
Jalapeno Corer with Grilling Rack
Man, it's been a little while since we had some HEAT up on drunkMall, you know? That spice is where it's at in life, people! It makes us feel alive! We need it! Seriously, spicy food is just as much…
Mohawk Beanie with Skull and Crossbones
Ironically enough, looking cool when it's literally freezing cold outside is pretty difficult, especially when you can't feel your ears. The frozen ears are the worst part, right? What's the point in spending all that money on clothes at…
Teddy Brosevelt Long-Sleeve Shirt
Here's something you may not know about Teddy Roosevelt: When he was campaigning in 1912, someone shot him in the chest. Since he didn't die, Teddy decided he was fine and went ahead to give his scheduled 90-minute speech. That's…
Rapid Ramen Cooker
This cooks ramen in 4 minutes and you don't have to stand there watching it not be ready to eat while you're starving. Just put it in the microwave, do the right buttons and come back when it's ready to…
Wu-Tang Forever Platinum Record Clock
Wu! Tang! Wu! Tang! Wu! Tang! You know what time it is! Wu-Time! In case you don't know, when you make an album that sells a million copies, that's called a platinum album. It's a big deal. Did you know…
Secret Stash boxer briefs
Hiding things in your underwear is nothing new, of course. Doing that without getting your junk sweat all over your stash is a notable innovation, though, you've got to admit. It's even better than that 'cuz this is a premium…