We don’t normally like any of the “Send _____ to ____ !!!” products but the thing about this is that we really, really, really like the song “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley. Really. It’s great that Rick Rolling became…
This is not okay. Everything has gone too far. Why? Seriously, why? Anyone? Anyone at all. We managed to freak ourselves out even further by imagining someone running a handful of finger hands over their chest while wearing nipple covers……
Right up there with other classics like the “Time to Fuck” wristwatch and five golden chains buried in an explosion of chest hair, it’s a keychain of people having sex! Recommended for fans of The Shocker keychain. Not just any sex, either.…
Remember this trick? Always a crowd pleaser. Even the very first time, it’s obvious the guy isn’t taking the tip of his thumb off over and over again. But that’s what makes illusions so awesome! We know what we’re seeing…
A perfect grilled cheese sandwich is a truly miraculous thing. When the magical cheese/bread combination is found - holy deliciousness! Though, that still doesn’t really explain why someone would go through the trouble of creating a sandwich press that toasts…
We’re pretty sure that two-fifths of snowboarding is made up of trying to look crazier than everyone else on the slopes, so this ought to be a hit with the X Games crowd, right? If you really are going skiing…
Have you ever heard the phrase “saved your bacon”? That actually comes from the very first piggy banks, which were literally made out of bacon. Nah, we just made that bullshit up. But this is a piggy bank that looks like bacon.…
Oh, boy, here we go again… You know how they say not to judge a book by its cover? That’s bad advice. What does the cover of this book make it look like to you? If you said it looks…
Kids these days will never know what it was like to go to an arcade with a pocketful of quarters and spend hours whipping your friends’ asses on the Mortal Kombat machine. Parents had no idea what kind of bloodthirsty…
We’ve been trying to get BuzzFeed to write about drunkMall since Day 1 and they just will not do it. If you’re reading this and you know anyone who works at BuzzFeed, tell them to email us! Anyway, we finally…
The little things mean a lot on Christmas morning. You can spend $500+ on a huge present for someone (something from our Blackout Friday countdown, perhaps?) and end up getting a bigger reaction out of the hilarious stocking stuffer that…
This is the stuff nightmares are made of, people. No lie, we were at a CHERUB afterparty this year, getting down to the DJs, doing our thing, when we looked over and some total psycho was wearing a mask exactly…