Condom Cookbook
If anyone knows anything about this or can read Japanese, feel free to leave info in the comments because the existence of this cookbook is nothing but a crazy mystery on this end. Plugging the description in to Google Translate…
PVC Red Devil Mask
Save the angel act for work. In the bedroom, everyone wants a devil. Unleash your inner sinner with this PVC devil mask! Most BDSM headgear covers the whole face but the red devil leather mask laces up in the back…
Creepy Burger King Mask
Remember when Burger King commercials started using this dude in their commercials and everyone immediately decided they were the weirdest and creepiest commercials ever? You'd think some people would get fired over a thing like that but nope. In one…
Dickbutt Pin
As every diligent historian of Internet memes knows, Dickbutt turns ten years old on July 2nd, 2016. (This isn't a joke.) It's been a wild and crazy decade for Dickbutt aficionados. After every new meme or GIF goes viral, there's…
EXCLUSIVE: Prankster’s Paradise
April Fool's is DONE, son! Finally, the real professionals of pranking can get back to our regularly scheduled program of pulling the rug out from others on the 364 days a year they aren't expecting it. It's so much sweeter!…
The Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine
Do you have any idea how to cook a chicken on the engine of your car? No. You do not. Because they don't teach that in three-years-worth-of-canned-food-and-water-in-your-underground-bomb-shelter school. Not even those people who pretend like they believe a zombie apocalypse…
Pizza Slice Pool Float
Waste a warm day away, floating on a slice of pizza perfection at the pool! Old school pool floats with a rectangular body are ridiculous. The shape makes them way too difficult to get on top of and way too…
1500 Ladybugs
Ladybugs! There are 100% legit reasons why someone would want to order over a thousand ladybugs. If you have a home garden (or a home "garden") then ladybugs are actually predators that will eat all sorts of other critters that…
Ice Bucket Tee Shirt
Okay, so, you know how there are "pocket tees," which are tee shirts with a pocket on them? This is more like a pocket with a t-shirt on it. Bucket Tees has been around since 2014 and they specialize in making…
Kinky Cookies Recipe Book
Are cookies kinky now? Is this a thing? How long has this been a thing? Why is "kinky cookies" so fun to say? Try it out - kinky cookies, kinky cookies, kinky cookies.... Anyway, this is a cookbook of cookies…
Make Em Cry tote bag
Opposites attract! No matter how savage a person is, there will always be another person who falls head over heels for 'em. We've all seen it - that's just the way it is! "Treat 'em mean, make 'em cry," is a…
Horse Sound Effects
Is that a horse in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? For all those dire situations when horse sound effects are needed right then and there, it's Emergency Horse - the pocket-sized handheld device capable of…