Fried Chicken Phone Case
Yep, this is a real thing that exists and you're looking at a picture of it on the Internet right now. Don't freak all the way out. It isn't a piece of real fried chicken. But it does look exactly like…
2Pac Clock That Plays Changes
First off, we gotta let you know that this clock is extremely limited edition, so not everyone will be able to own one. Sorry. That's just the way it is... The clock is made from an old CD that features…
Banana Flasher Plush Doll
Don't let this banana anywhere near the teddy bears! If one bad apple spoils the whole bunch, we don't even want to think about what might happen if this bad banana gets its hands on the cutesy dolls... Bananas are definitely…
3D Book of Boobs
Boobs are good! This book is full of good boobs. Page after page of boobs, boobs, boobs - in 3D! That's right - using the absolute latest in 3D technology from the 1800s, The Big Book of Breasts brings all…
50 Random Stamps
Need some stamps? We found a lot of stamps. Holy shit, like, really, a lot of stamps. 50, in fact. 50 stamps. A lot of you are probably wondering right now why anyone would want or need to have 50…
Penis Straws
Sip on a dick! Penis straws represent the latest in phallic drinking technology. These are cutting edge cock straws, ladies and gentlemen! You won't find a finer dick and balls drinking straw in all the land. Shoutout to bachelorette parties…
Pocket Scream
Please don't run away in terror from your computer screen. Yes, it's disturbing. Oddly familiar but somehow wrong. Like browsing a bookstore while on vacation in a foreign country. You look away from the shelves in time to glimpse a face you're…
Peanut Butter and Jelly Socks
Mismatched socks are all the rage right now but what goes together better than peanut butter and jelly? So are these really mismatched or are they perfectly matched? You decide. These are a customized pair of Nike Dri-Fit socks. So it's…
Putin on a Bear Figure
It can be so hard to shop for the ex-KGB agent in your circle of friends but we're pretty sure we nailed it with this one, folks! You don't have to worship Mother Russia or even autocratic power to enjoy this fine…
Spanish Poster for Wild at Heart
Show your love for off-kilter cinema and kitschy knick-knacks with this Spanish language poster for Wild at Heart! David Lynch didn't waste a drop of the eccentric talents he brought in to make his 1990 film. It's a wild ride,…
Life Manual for Adults
Think about this: How much older than you are right now were your parents when they had you? It's probably not that much of an age gap, if there is one at all. Okay, now ask yourself if you're going…
Cardboard Butler
It's hard to watch movies like Batman and Arthur or TV shows like The Nanny or Archer without thinking about how nice it would be to have a butler. However, butlers are human beings, which *sigh* means you have to…