Sip on a dick! Penis straws represent the latest in phallic drinking technology. These are cutting edge cock straws, ladies and gentlemen! You won't find a finer dick and balls drinking straw in all the land. Shoutout to bachelorette parties…
You've got to have some pretty big balls to put this knocker on your front door! Keep solicitors at bay by making sure they know exactly who they're dealing with before they even get around to knocking on the door.…
Don't leave granny alone in the kitchen with this bottle opener! We're talking 8 inches of wooden man parts, handmade in Bali, Indonesia and shipped ready to pop bottles. It's just so... big! This is one bottle opener you won't spend…
Want to feel old? Dickbutt has now been a thing for ten years. Don't know who or what a dickbutt is? Well, first of all, we have no idea how you found this (or any other) website. Congratulations on your…
There's always been something a little sexual about doing a beer bong. Like, one must get down on their knees before another person, wrap their lips around a tube and the whole thing often ends with white liquid spraying all…
We'll go ahead and assume more of you will be purchasing this as a "gift" for someone else than as a great Halloween costume for yourself. But, hey, it takes a special kind of person to decide they should be…
As every diligent historian of Internet memes knows, Dickbutt turns ten years old on July 2nd, 2016. (This isn't a joke.) It's been a wild and crazy decade for Dickbutt aficionados. After every new meme or GIF goes viral, there's…
Spruce up your dick! If there's one thing to be learned from spam emails, it's that dudes care a lot about the way their cocks look. Yeah, a lot of people think it's all just an obsession with size but…
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The (veiny) attention to detail here is admirable. This keychain is obviously our Singles Awareness Day countdown item of the day. Why? Because guys in relationships don't get to bring their balls with them when they leave the house. "Freedom" is…
If wearing high heel shoes came with an instruction manual, there would be a chapter called Unwanted Male Attention. (And since that's an accidental acronym, it would be illustrated with photographs of Uma Thurman being a bad bitch.) The thing about…
Take a second and really let what you're looking at sink in to your mind and imagination. Yes, that hole is for that part and that other hole is for that other part. And, yes, those are a series of…