Fizz Saver Soda Dispenser
Put your 2 liters on tap! This gizmo uses all sorts of science type theories we don’t understand to keep the carbonation in soda. Plus you get to pull sodas from a little handle like you work in an old-timey…
“Bullshit” button
This ought to make family reunions a lot more interesting… The “Bullshit” button makes it all too easy (and hilarious) to call someone out on their BS. If it starts getting a little too deep, hit the button to let it…
Spartan’s Shield Knife Block
This. Is. SPARTAAAAAAA! Ok, no, this is your kitchen. But your kitchen could be way more badass with this knife block on the counter! Handcrafted in America by Artisans and all that other stuff you have to say now that…
Globe Fire Pit
Some men just want to watch the world burn… And now they can every time they want to have a backyard fire with this carbon steel fire pit in the shape of Earth! Made from .25-inch-thick steel and featuring an…
“Levitating” Coffee Mug
If you find yourself staring at this mug, wondering how it’s floating, you are not awake enough yet. We do like the design of the mug, though. It’s pretty slick, ultra-modern and supposedly not as easy to knock over as…
DIY Bacon Bowls
Bowls are cool but they’re never made out of bacon and sometimes they should be! Someone finally figured out how big of a deal this is and made this product to help you cook bacon into a little bowl, which you…
Rude Hand Gestures of the World handbook
Language barriers can be very annoying. Sometimes you need to tell someone to go have sex with toilet but you have no idea how to say it in words they’ll understand - so forget about using words! Here’s a handy…
Moose Skull Bookends
Obviously these are replicas because a real moose skull with antlers would be the size of a lawn chair but, at 8.5″ tall, these bookends will fit on most bookshelves and keep your books upright in style. Each piece weighs…
Great Big Googly Eyes
The possibilities are endless* with these giant googly eyes! Each eye is 7″ across and the backs are (very) adhesive, so you could stick them on basically any flat surface you want! You’ll probably want to put ‘em on something that…
Pizza Cones Kit
How is it possible to go from not knowing a thing exists to needing it more than anything in less than two minutes? We don’t know but pizza cones have got us feeling some kind of way! The kit comes…
Quadcopter Drone with 4K Ultra HD Video Camera
This is a serious drone! With such great ratings and reviews, the Quadcopter is hard to beat! Incredible controls keep the 4K Ultra HD footage stable but with a high accident rating, it’s durable, too! The description says it’s illegal…
The Sriracha Cookbook
Oh, this is just pornographic… “50 Rooster Sauce Recipes That Pack a Punch,” it says… drunkMall loves hot sauce, it’s no secret, and sriracha is a great one. But up until now we’ve treated it as an afterthought, something to…