Hide that beer by making it look like an ordinary can of soda! We're always posting elaborate "solutions" for taking adult beverages out into the world, sometimes disguised, sometimes not. We found The Wine Rack, The Beer Belly and a bunch…
Stop losing your sunglasses to bodies of water! The bottom of a swimming pool can be a pretty great place to score a free pair of fancy sunglasses the morning after a good party. Sometimes people who spent the whole day…
There are two kinds of people in the world: people with cracked phone screens and people with non-cracked phone screens. Now think about the people you know with cracked phone screens. (Maybe you're one of these people.) Would you say these folks generally…
A small strap that attaches to the back of a phone to make it easy to hold with one hand? Uh, yes, please! Honestly, why don't phones ship with these installed already? Oh, because everyone's obsessed with being able to…
Anyone who thinks baseball is America's pastime doesn't follow the news. War. What is it good for? You mean besides seceding from the British Empire, establishing the borders of our new country, killing each other over slavery (and some other…
The excellence and utility of this clamp-on cupholder can not be overstated. Most of us begin life with supreme confidence, even cockiness, in our ability to temporarily place a cup of liquid on or near important belongings without suffering ill…
You can't get much better help than this when praying for the good old American life. The money, the glory, the fun... mostly the money! Considering that Smokey and The Bandit is the single greatest road chase movie ever made,…
Cool your canned or bottled beverages down to ice cold temperatures in just a minute with this rapid cooling device! Everyone knows that trick where you take a warm drink and roll it back and forth over some ice to…
Is it starting to look like your 2016 Beach Body may be showing up a few weeks late? Have no fear, fellas! Please allow drunkMall to introduce you dudes to the concept of "compression" clothing. Like pretty much anything, the…
It can be difficult to shop for fathers. The last thing they want is another tie. Yeah, dads love dumb jokes but you'd rather get them something they'll actually like or use than another novelty gift that's only good for…
This might look like a pair of trendy-in-the-2000s blue jeans but really its some of the most comfortable pajama pants on the market today, cleverly disguised! Think about how much you enjoy spending a day off at home, wearing shitty…
You can probably still buy some amazing "wolves howling at the full moon" t-shirts in rundown truck stops across America. And you totally should because those shirts are Americana treasures! But you should also know that the genre of shirt…