Emoji Masks
Calling it now: if there isn't already a Horror movie being made about a pack of murderers wearing emoji masks, there will be one in less than a year. There's no reason these masks should be scary but they just…
Dickhead Mask
We'll go ahead and assume more of you will be purchasing this as a "gift" for someone else than as a great Halloween costume for yourself. But, hey, it takes a special kind of person to decide they should be…
Sexy Raccoon Costume
Take a walk on the furry side in a full-body raccoon costume! Get in touch with your inner animal and look great as a human all at the same time. This backless outfit comes complete with a striped version…
Retro Nipple Tassels
Va-va-voom! Unless you've recently been to a burlesque show or enjoy watching risqué movies about striptease clubs of days gone by, you may have no idea what you're looking at, here. We'll assume you know what nipple pasties are because drunkMall…
Glitter Lip Wrap
Glitter is the devil. Some call glitter the herpes of the crafts world. That makes sense. Herpes is forever and once you let glitter in your house or on your person, there is no going back. Assuming you've popped your…
Creepy Realistic Poodle Mask
These animals masks are getting out of control. When those horse masks first showed up, they were pretty deep in WTF territory. Now they seem tame in comparison to the things we've seen since then. The latest creeptastic costume to…
PVC Red Devil Mask
Save the angel act for work. In the bedroom, everyone wants a devil. Unleash your inner sinner with this PVC devil mask! Most BDSM headgear covers the whole face but the red devil leather mask laces up in the back…
Creepy Burger King Mask
Remember when Burger King commercials started using this dude in their commercials and everyone immediately decided they were the weirdest and creepiest commercials ever? You'd think some people would get fired over a thing like that but nope. In one…
Mullet Wig Headband
The thing about mullets is that they are totally badass but it's only once every five or ten years that they become "socially acceptable" to have one. Then the problem there is that it takes time to grow out the…
Sneaky Snake Boxer Shorts
Ssssssure to give someone quite a sssssexy ssssssurprise, these boxer shorts are knitted from a soft and warm acrylic fabric, so it isn't itchy like wool. Aside from the fact that there's a prominent snake hanging off the front (and a…
Gold Clock on a Chain shirt
Wearing a full-sized clock on a gold chain around your neck, while undoubtedly dope, is a bit inconvenient, if you're one of the few people to never have tried it. Sure, when you're trying it on at home in front…
Fabulous Puppy Wig
No, it's not the latest Lady Gaga fashion shoot... (Yeah, yeah. We're terrible people.) It's a glamorous wig for your puppy dog pals! Shown here is a delicious number we're calling The Late '90s Christina Aguilera/Gwen Stefani but there are several…