Blow-Up Doll Mask with Wig
Equally hilarious and terrifying, depending on how it's used, this is a mask and wig for all fourteen of you people out there who've always fantasized about being a blowup sex doll! Or if you want to be a blowup…
Extremely Shiny Pants
Oh, it's hard to stand out in the crowd? You must not be trying hard enough or you must not know about these freaking pants. Because these pants are made to be seen! If there's a notable source of light…
Sea Captain Hat
Oh captain, my captain! If you want to hear these words being screamed in your bedroom then owning a captain's hat would be a step in the right direction. Hang this naval captain's cap on the bedpost and it'll always…
Pirate Pet Costume
Aye, it's high time for all landlubber vermin mice to walk the plank, mateys! Cats already act like they're the boss of everything so go ahead make it official. Come here, Mr. Whiskers! It's time you became Captain Whiskers, the…
Agent Smith Sunglasses
You don't have to be an avatar of pure evil badassery to look as cool as a supervillain! Agent Smith from The Matrix series has always been one of the best dressed bad guys around. Sharp suits accessorized with sunglasses…
Pikachu Snapback Hat
In all fairness, Pokemon never really went anywhere. But W-O-W did the release of Pokemon Go bring us straight back to peak '90s Pokemon hysteria! There's no way you're reading these words on The Internet right now and you haven't…
Fake Beard
Beards. So hot right now. No, really. Like, 2016 is the hottest year on record ever and having a beard is, yeah, trendy as anything right now but also brutally hot in this heat. There's a reason No Shave November…
Bald Eagle Mask
These majestic creatures are the symbol of America and now you can become one whenever you like with a realistic bald eagle mask and matching set of talons! We're less than a month away from celebrating Independence Day in the…
Sexy Grumpy Bear Costume
Aw, does baby bear feel a wittle bit grumpy and need some special attention?! Listen, everyone knows about Rule 34, right? That's the rule of The Internet stating that anything you can imagine has been featured in pornography. Anything. And…
American Flag Striped Leggings
Adorn your legs with sweet and stylish freedom! These stylish leggings are sure to turn at least a few heads. Serious question, though: are these yoga pants? All yoga pants are leggings, obviously. But are all leggings yoga pants now? Somebody…
Mexican Poncho
There are many versions of a poncho. You can drop a couple grand on Rodeo Drive for some version of a poncho that'll look great on your #influencer Instagram when you post selfies of hanging out in VIP at Coachella…
Werewolf Mask and Gloves
Werewolf movies are all about the monster and the transformation scene. You can mess up a little bit anywhere else in the flick but if you drop the ball there, you've got a stinker on your hands. Which is why…