Triceratops Dog Hat
Take your puppy back to prehistoric times this Halloween with a triceratops hat! If you're having a big party at home, the dog might be confused about all those monsters and slutty cats that smell just like the people who…
Wigged Pig Mask from Saw
You know how there are some people who think that Halloween is for dressing up in something cute or funny or slutty and heading out to a party to take a bunch of squad pics for Instagram? This mask isn't…
Scary Clown Light Mask
You think clowns are scary. We get it. But you ain't seen nothin' yet, kiddo! If any old regular clown can scare you, just imagine walking down a dark alley and seeing someone wearing this mask step out of the…
EXCLUSIVE: Movie Props Marketplace
Own your very own piece of Hollywood history! As anyone who's ever been to a Planet Hollywood knows, all those special costumes and theatrical props used in making a movie don't just get thrown away when filming stops. Sometimes the actors…
Censorship Sunglasses
Do tabloids and sex ads in the back of awful porn magazines still use black bars over someone's eyes to "protect" their identity? You know, like, if some celebrity punches a paparazzo and the scumbag who got punched didn't give…
Frank the Bunny Costume
Donnie Darko happened long ago enough that this is now basically just a scary rabbit costume. Unless, like, kids are still watching Donnie Darko? That doesn't seem likely though because there would be 6 awful sequels by now if the…
Shithead Sunglasses
Hey, poophead, we found you some new sunglasses! There are probably hundreds of reasons to purchase these poo emoji sunglasses but we're gonna talk about the two biggest possible reasons you may want to own this marvelous product. The first…
EXCLUSIVE: Human’s Best Friend
Humans don't deserve dogs. They're the greatest. No matter what stupid shit you did at work that day or who thinks you're the worst person they've ever met, if you take good care of a dog then that creature will…
Murder Shoes
Oh, these shoes are deadly! You'll be killing it all night in this pair of white dress shoes that look like they caught some serious blood splatter. Recommended for fans of Dexter, American Psycho, Hannibal... You know, pretty much any…
Cheap Lionel Richie Mask
Lionel Richie has one of the most warm and kind public personas of anyone in the music business. That makes this weird, cheap mask of his face with its cutout eyes all the more disturbing by contrast. It's like some…
Terrifying Michael Jackson Mask
It's difficult to know the intentions of whomever created this Michael Jackson mask. On one hand, it's absolutely terrifying. That's not even debatable. If this mask had been around when John Carpenter made the first Halloween movie, there's a strong…