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Lifelike Tupac Mask

Lifelike Tupac Mask

It's no hologram but this mask of Tupac Shakur's head can get the job done! Honestly, it's almost creepy how lifelike this thing is. Like, if you're gonna be wearing it on the East Coast then you might want to…

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Prank Tongue

Prank Tongue

The secret to a really good prank is 95% normalcy. As long as 95% of any situation is absolutely normal, then you can really work within that other 5% of WTF to get some great reactions from people. Here we…

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Chewbacca Hoodie

Chewbacca Hoodie

Being a wookie has its pros and cons. Not everyone can understand the things you say, for one thing. That's gotta get annoying. Say what you will about wookies but old Chewbacca probably makes it through the winter just fine,…

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Beer Bandolier

Beer Bandolier

When waging war on sobriety, you never want to run out of ammo. That's what the enemy wants you to do but you're smarter than that! So feel free to head of deep into the wilderness, loaded down with plenty…

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Spider Dog Costume

Spider Dog Costume

Spider dog, spider dog, does whatever, a spider dog does... Okay the theme song needs work but look at how cute this pet costume is! Give your dog what he's always wanted this Halloween: 8 legs and googly eyes! Huh?…

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Bacon Suit

Bacon Suit

Girlfriend's dog doesn't like you? Try wearing this suit over to her place one time. No promises or anything but have you ever seen a dog that didn't have a deep respect for a plate of bacon? Well that's exactly…

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Futuristic Wraparound Sunglasses

Futuristic Wraparound Sunglasses

The future is now! And the future is bright, so you'll need some real cool shades! These are the kind of sunglasses everyone in the 80s & 90s thought we'd be wearing by 2020. In fact, some pioneering companies tried…

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Shiny Silver Marching Suit

Shiny Silver Marching Suit

Wouldn't you look absolutely radiant in this super shiny marching uniform suit? This one's for everyone who ever watched a parade go by and thought, "Shit, I could rock that outfit..." Those clean white pants are included in the order.…

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Creepy Brangelina Masks

Brad and Angelina Masks

For one magical night in October, it can be as though all is well in Tinseltown! Hollywood's mega-couple reunites in a pair of Halloween masks. But if there's one thing we've learned from our October reading (*cough* The Monkey's Paw…

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Gorilla Prisoner Costume

Gorilla Prisoner Costume

Put yourself in a cage this Halloween! This hilarious costume gives the illusion that you're being held prisoner in a cage by a (presumably hostile) gorilla! There are two fundamental approaches to a Halloween costume. One is to do it…

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Killer Halloween Costumes

EXCLUSIVE: Killer Halloween Costumes

This ain't the year to dress up as a clown for Halloween, okay? Grabbing a cheap makeup kit and making yourself look like busted ass ICP fan might have been good enough to get you in to the costume party…

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Moustache Sunglasses

Moustache Sunglasses

Put that moustache envy to rest, ladies and gentlemen! Transform yourself into a wild and crazy party dude immediately by donning a pair of these Sun-Stache Sunglasses! The sunglasses are wayfarer style, which is like so totally in right now.…

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