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New Year's Eve Photo Props

New Year’s Eve Photo Props

We're almost to the finish line in the marathon gauntlet that's been the year 2016! You know what that means?! It's almost time for everyone to realize that human beings made up this calendar year bullshit and 2017 will be…

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Life Size Cardboard Hippo

Life Size Cardboard Hippo

Hippos are apparently one of the deadliest creatures on the planet and also mean as shit. You wouldn't want to have one as a pet, in other words. They are pretty cute, though, in like an "extraterrestrial pig dog" kinda…

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Cardboard Butler

Cardboard Butler

It's hard to watch movies like Batman and Arthur or TV shows like The Nanny or Archer without thinking about how nice it would be to have a butler. However, butlers are human beings, which *sigh* means you have to…

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Life-Sized Cardboard Loki

Life-Sized Cardboard Loki

The Avengers movies are pretty good. They have Robert Downey Jr. in them, which right away is a lot more than most movies have going for them! Tom Hiddleston's performance as Loki is, again, pretty good. But The Avengers' Loki…

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Welcome to Las Vegas Cardboard Cutout

Welcome to Las Vegas Cardboard Cutout

Here's one for all the degenerate gamblers out there, running (TOTALLY LEGAL) gaming nights out of their homes, building up a stake to head to Vegas for real run at the jackpot. (Sorry, we watched Rounders the other night. Solid…

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Fabio Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout

Fabio Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout

Cardboard cutout standups are really undervalued as “room flair,” these days. That’s a shame because they are so fun. If you get a strong enough one that’s shaped right, it works really well as a scarf hanger because finding a good…

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Creepy Brangelina Masks

Creepy Brangelina Masks

This opens a lot of doors you may not be prepared to open, really. See, the thing about the faces of mega-celebrities is we spend just as much time looking at them as we do the faces of people we…

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Gigantosaurus cardboard cutout

Gigantosaurus cardboard cutout

We thought about calling this a T. Rex just to see if any dinosaur nerds would freak out on us. But, yeah, it’s actually a Gigantosaurus - we looked it up. What are scientists doing? Do you have to go…

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Life-Sized Cardboard Thor

Life-Sized Cardboard Thor

The great thing about being an adult is you don’t have to explain to anyone why you have something like this in your house. In fact, they’ll feel weird for wanting to ask you about it! And then even if…

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Life Size Bear Cutout

Life Size Bear Cutout

Because you haven’t known fear until you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and don’t remember that you ordered a 7-foot tall cardboard bear… And that goes double for your roommate. Ever watch comedies from the…

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