Enjoy the fun flavors of your favorite liquors guilt-free with a six pack of hard alcohol-flavored and sugar free candies! There is NO ALCOHOL CONTENT in these candies! It's not like those chocolates with real liqueur inside of them. No…
Katzenzungen is German for "cat tongue," which is a very popular chocolate treat all over Europe and South America. As usual, Americans weren't invited to the party when it comes to awesome candies and desserts. But that's fine because now…
One of the most amazing epiphanies in life is the one that happens immediately following the realization that you are an adult, which is that adults are all full of shit and have been lying to you the entire time you've…
What a magical time to be alive! The best part of everyone's favorite marshmallow cereal is the marshmallows, duh. Thanks to the wonders of the Internet, you can now cut out the middleman and score some of those marshmallows all…
There's gold in them suckers... *spit* More gold than anyone's seen in a sucker since the big strike back in '94, as far as anyone can tell. Okay, but seriously, yeah. These lollipops have gold in them. 24-karat gold leaf,…
It's like a delicious zombie apocalypse out here! You'll most likely want to make sure you have some help before making at attempt to eat this gummy brain because it is approximately the size of an actual human brain! According…
Absinthe tastes like goth girls. If you like that, you're gonna fucking love these lollipops. All that herbal flavor of the notorious green fairy condensed into a little round sucker! It's non-alcoholic, too. So feel free to enjoy this treat…
Don't sweat the small stuff! As always, drunkMall has you fully covered for the holidays. You could even think of us like an insurance policy for gift ideas! Last week, we showed you how to take the power in to…
Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…
We hope you've been using Halloween season as an excuse to indulge in your favorite candies... Sure, you're an adult now and it would be way weird of you to try and go trick or treating to score some free…
Okay, so you know how regular marshmallows are super awesome? Forget about those. As usual, Japan is so far ahead of the rest of the world when it comes to the sweets game... These are little marshmallows, similar to the…
If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…