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Light-Up Radio Tube USB Flash Drive

Light-Up Radio Tube USB Flash Drive

If you’re looking for a convenient USB stick, this is the polar opposite of that! If you’ve never seen one of these before, congratulations on not knowing any hipsters. It’s a radio tube, like the ones that used to go…

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Retro Vornado Fan

Retro Vornado Fan

Inspired by the original design from 1945, the Vornado V-Fan looks and works great. This is one of the highest rated circulation fans on Amazon. If you need a fan that looks cool, good luck finding a trendier fan than…

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Nikki Lipstick Panties

Nikki Lipstick Panties

These are some sassy G-strings! Nikki Lipstick is responsible for bringing these thongs into existence. There are over 15 different sayings available and NONE of them have any chill! (Well, the ones that say “xanax,” maybe…) These will make a perfect…

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Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Stash Bag

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Stash Bag

Of course this is a thing… Confused about what you’re looking at? It’s a two-pocket stash bag for small accessories. Seriously, keep this away from your blacked out friends or they’ll probably try to eat it! Each side has a…

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Globe Fire Pit

Globe Fire Pit

Some men just want to watch the world burn… And now they can every time they want to have a backyard fire with this carbon steel fire pit in the shape of Earth! Made from .25-inch-thick steel and featuring an…

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Domo monster toaster

Domo monster toaster

DOMO! Domo is the cutest monster. Now we can have breakfast with Domo every morning because he’ll be toasted into our bread! We don’t know how it works but the Domo toaster heats an image of Domo into slices of…

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Pikachu hoodie

Pikachu hoodie

this + a pair of yellow sweatpants = super easy Halloween costume Really, though, this hoodie is the only reason we can imagine that color of yellow being acceptable in an item of clothing. If this hoodie didn’t have the…

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Automatic Miniature Donut Making Machine

Automatic Miniature Donut Making Machine

No way - this is incredible! Screw an E-Z Bake oven, give us a mini donut factory! The reviews for this aren’t great but the machines that make donuts like this at fairs and stuff cost like $3,000. So, if…

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Clip-On Tie with Hidden Flask

Clip-On Tie with Hidden Flask

Whew, Wednesdays… Am I right? Holy shit - it’s Monday?! Should have worn a different tie… Huh? Oh, yeah, There's this other tie. Uh, it’s a Good Luck Monday tie. It's just fun to wear it on Mondays, that’s all.…

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Moose Skull Bookends

Moose Skull Bookends

Obviously these are replicas because a real moose skull with antlers would be the size of a lawn chair but, at 8.5″ tall, these bookends will fit on most bookshelves and keep your books upright in style. Each piece weighs…

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26-Pound Gummy Snake

26-Pound Gummy Snake

Ok, what? Some total lunatic decided this thing needs to exist, so now it does. Here’s the grandaddy of all gummi worms: a 26 POUND gummi python! Check out the jungle dudes lookin' like they just picked this thing up out…

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Pizza Cones Kit

Pizza Cones Kit

How is it possible to go from not knowing a thing exists to needing it more than anything in less than two minutes? We don’t know but pizza cones have got us feeling some kind of way! The kit comes…

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