aka How to Make Friends in the Summer Most people would probably just use this double beverage tank to cart around mixers but you could go pro and do batches of margaritas, pina coladas, mojitos, pretty much any excellent summer…
Ever want to shove a bunch of candy up the backside of a ferocious dinosaur and then beat it with a stick? Of course you have! Who wouldn't want to do that? You know, there's probably a person whose entire…
You've got to stop dropping your phone. You know it's a problem, don't even pretend. Every single time it slips out of your hand, time slows down and you know this is the one, this is finally the drop that's…
If there is any sort of context for these, or if they're a reference to some Japanese pop culture or TV show or something, we have no idea. These dudes just showed up in our "Items you may like based…
Do people who live in trailer parks still put fake pink flamingos in their tiny little yards? When was the last time anyone even saw a trailer park? Anyway, if you don't know, that's a thing people used to do…
Nicolas Cage is The One True God. Don't believe it? Ask /r/onetruegod. They'll tell you. And since he is The One True God, he must inherently contain within himself all possible dualities, masculinity/femininity, light/dark, good/evil, etc. This explains why he is…
Seeing as how Bruce Wayne is rich as fuuuuuu... This is a suitable little accessory. You know it has to drive Bruce Wayne crazy that he can't have Bat-Gadgets for every little aspect of his normie life. You just know…
Getting drunk on airplanes is not a habit. It's a skill and, some would even say, a talent. We've all seen amateur plane-drunks. It usually happens on flights to Vegas. Some excited party dude or dudette got a bit carried…
Remember when they stopped making Twinkies?! It was horrible. For almost a full year, there were no new Twinkies made in America! That's just not right. Wikipedia literally defines Twinkies as an "American snack cake." If the U.S. Government can bail out…
Some days even coffee isn't enough to keep from turning you into an enormous evil marshmallow monster that wants to destroy an entire city and can only be killed by a massive explosion caused by crossing the streams of four…
Unicorns are magical. Wine is magical. Coincidence? Hardly. Everyone knows that unicorns love to drink wine. They can't get enough of it, in fact. It takes the edge off when people are always trying to hunt them down to harvest…
Finally! A sleepwear solution for all the people who have to be ready to attend emergency formal functions at any hour of the day! The James Bond cosplay crowd ought to be stoked about this, for sure. Okay, let's break down what we're…