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MC Hammer Making a To-Do List

MC Hammer Making a To-Do List

If you think about it, MC Hammer got a lot done in the few years when he ruled pop music. There were the musical hits, obviously, but he also managed to single-handedly make parachute pants a thing as well as…

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Penishand Oil Painting

Penishand Oil Painting

Congratulations, you've just won the awareness of this painting's existence! Wait, wait - that's not all. Unlike all those masterpieces on display in art museums around the world, this painting is currently available for purchase and can be acquired at a…

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Great White Shark Oil Painting

Great White Shark Oil Painting

If all art was of this quality then maybe people would care about art? You know, like, while the artists who make it are alive, instead of waiting for them to overdose or get murdered or be dead some other…

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Melting Clock

Melting Clock

No, you didn't get dosed with LSD earlier tonight. This just happens to be a super psychedelic, tripped out clock! Fans of surrealism and Salvador Dalí, heads up. Those melting clocks have made it out of the paintings and into…

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Pocket Scream

Pocket Scream

Please don't run away in terror from your computer screen. Yes, it's disturbing. Oddly familiar but somehow wrong. Like browsing a bookstore while on vacation in a foreign country. You look away from the shelves in time to glimpse a face you're…

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To Be or Not To Be Framed Print

To Be or Not To Be Framed Print

Yes, it's very clever. Quite clever, indeed. "To be or not to be" rendered in the language of a Rebus puzzle. (That's what they call these pictographic teasers like the ones under Mickey's beer bottle caps.) We like this for…

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Moss Clock

Moss Clock

If time flies when you're having fun, what does time do when you aren't having fun? Does it grow moss? Maybe that's what the creator of this wild (Pun, as always, intended.) clock had in mind when designing this rather marvelous…

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Framed Flash Art Print

Framed Flash Art Print

Now, you're not supposed to go get a tattoo when you're drunk. But you're not supposed to do a lot of things after you've been drinking and someone, somewhere on the planet, does just about every single one of those things…

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The Life Aquatic Canvas Print

The Life Aquatic Canvas Print

We stopped paying attention to Wes Anderson like five who-gives-a-shit-let's-make-the-same-movie-as-last-times ago but The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou was an undeniably incredible feat of filmmaking, right? You had Bill Murray at the top of his dramedy game, Willem Dafoe in…

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Frothy Beer Mugs Canvas Print

Frothy Beer Mugs Canvas Print

Art is important, if for no other reason than that bare walls are for serial killers and people who get murdered by serial killers. It's normal human behavior to want to customize our home and office, like an external representation…

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There Is No Escape framed art print

There Is No Escape framed art print

Oh, ho, ho, ho! That gut-busting IT brand of workplace humor. Is there anyone immune to the subtlety and nuances of its wit? Nay, m'lady, 'tis a statistical improbability, to be sure... All right, here's the deal. IT holds all…

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