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Toy Truck from Walker Texas Ranger

Toy Truck from Walker Texas Ranger

Man, we loved us some Walker, Texas Ranger in The ‘90s... Everybody did. But did you know? The show had a product placement deal with Chrysler’s Dodge line, which obviously explains why Walker drove that monster of a Dodge Ram (and…

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Pulp Fiction Talking Jules Figure

Pulp Fiction Talking Jules Figure

This is one foul-mouthed doll - it’s great! Not only does the Jules figure spout off 11 expletive-riddled Pulp Fiction quotes but he comes with all the accessories: a gun, the mysterious briefcase, his gold bracelet and a wallet. You…

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“Game of Thrones” Inspired Oxhorn Ale Tankard

Extra-Large Oxhorn Ale Tankard

  Game of Thrones-inspired ale tankards, hand-made from real ox horn! You can’t really tell in the photo but this thing is gigantic. AleHorn’s site says it holds 16+ oz. but each horn is unique so that’s just, like, a…

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The Boondock Saints Twin Guns Lamp

The Boondock Saints Twin Guns Lamp

The Boondock Saints is one of those movies nobody seems to think is good, which is to say people either don’t like it very much or it quickly becomes one of their favorite movies. Of course, we don’t really give…

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Gee-Key Swords

Gee-Key Swords

Seriously, all of you entrepreneurs out there, before you name your products, send us an email, pay us a grand and we’ll name your products for you! That’s pretty damn cheap and our track record of coming up with awesome…

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Cobra Kai Karate Championship T-Shirt

Cobra Kai Karate Championship T-Shirt

Yes, sensei! You ever notice how sports movies made for kids always used to take some totally basic shit and act like it was a boss move when the hero did it? Like the triple deke in Mighty Ducks -…

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Nicolas Cage “Con Air” Fan Art t-shirt

Nicolas Cage “Con Air” Fan Art t-shirt

Have you seen Con Air? Oh, man… It’s amazing… Nic Cage straps on his worst southern accent to play Cameron Poe, a man who’s headed home after doing time for defending his wife’s honor years ago. Only, wouldn’t ya know…

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Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage Mug

Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage Mug

Kids these days will never know what it was like to go to an arcade with a pocketful of quarters and spend hours whipping your friends’ asses on the Mortal Kombat machine. Parents had no idea what kind of bloodthirsty…

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Halo Master Chief costume

Halo Master Chief costume

The first #BlackoutFriday countdown comes to a close with an item we would have to be absolutely wrecked at home on Black Friday to buy - a super realistic Halo cosplay getup! Here’s why we’d have to be trashed to…

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Scorpion Jacket

Scorpion Jacket

Hey, just so you know, because we’d hate for you to get this jacket and then find out about it: if you and Ryan Gosling’s character from Drive ever show up at the same party, there’s a slight chance you could be…

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Knight Rider “KITT” USB Car Charger

Knight Rider “KITT” USB Car Charger

Awwww, hell yeah! The #BlackoutFriday Countdown keeps on rolling our most irresistible finds your way! This is about as cool as it gets, provided your console has room for it. The device cycles through 11 of KITT’s signature phrases and the…

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Target Practice Alarm Clock

Target Practice Alarm Clock

Do you ever sleep through your alarms in the morning? It sucks. But maybe you wouldn’t do it anymore if your alarm required you to take aim and shoot a target before it would shut the hell up. Maybe. Too…

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