DARE Fanny Pack
It's just crazy enough to work... Think about it. If you had something fun or valuable to hide, where would the best place to hide it be? That's right - the most uncool place imaginable - a blue and yellow D.A.R.E.…
Retro Mobile Phone Case
These kids out here today don't know the struggle. When you wanted to look like a TruE pLaYa in the late '80s and early '90s, you had to walk around with a mobile phone roughly the size of a human…
Jay and Silent Bob pillow
It's been a long time since we've heard from Jay and Silent Bob. We'll never forget, though. Will we? Those of us who grew up with Clerks, even the ones who came on board with Jay and Silent Bob Strike…
Back to the Future Monopoly
Playing any game of Monopoly is pretty much taking a trip back in time already, so it makes perfect sense that there's an official Back to the Future version of the classic board game! Check this out, though. It's not…
Random Bullshit on VHS (and a DVD)
Here's the deal: drunkMall is working on some huge, top-secret, behind-the-scenes shit right now. As a result, we have not been keeping up with correspondence pertaining to scheduling giveaways. Giveaways are still happening and there are some really awesome things…
Artie (from Pete and Pete) lapel pin
Anyone who watched Pete & Pete when they were a kid knows exactly who this guy is - it's Artie, The Strongest Man in the World! Pete & Pete was a seriously weird show. Go back and watch some clips…
Raised on Biggie and Nirvana sweater
Not to get all "Kids Who Grew Up in The '90s Will Get This" on you but you were either there or you weren't. And if you were there, oh man, let's just say it was a very different time…
X-Files Prayer Candles
There are many unsolved mysteries in this universe. Some find it best to try and not think about that. However, there are others who'll never be able to stop searching for answers to the great secrets of life. Are we alone? Are…
Calvin and Hobbes TARDIS pillow
Everybody's favorite comic strip duo made a TARDIS! Calvin and Hobbes always did tackle the deep metaphysical issues. More often than not, the answer was to be found inside a cardboard box and a liberal application of imagination. That's how…
90s “Jazz Cup” Design sweater
This has to be the third or fourth product we've featured with this design on it. We love it. If you somehow don't recognize, back in The Nine-Deez this was the design printed on just about every cheap, wax Solo…
Saved by the Bell “I’m So Excited” shirt
Yo, this shirt might be funny now but back in the day this episode of Saved by the Bell used to be scary as hell. Ask anyone who was around and impressionable and they'll probably tell you they took some…
Toy Truck from Walker Texas Ranger
Man, we loved us some Walker, Texas Ranger in The ‘90s... Everybody did. But did you know? The show had a product placement deal with Chrysler’s Dodge line, which obviously explains why Walker drove that monster of a Dodge Ram (and…