Time waits for no man, especially in the kitchen! Mere moments can be the difference between a great home-cooked meal and a surprise pizza delivery night. In these distraction filled days of social media updates and smartphone notifications, a good kitchen timer…
The healing properties of bacon are, uh, non-existent, as far as we know. Still, that didn't keep anyone from inventing bacon bandages! Made to the same specifications and standards of other consumer grade adhesive bandages, bacon bandages do the same…
Listen, we don't have to talk specifics on why a product like this is necessary. But facts are facts and it's a fact that this is a product that just about every one of us could have used at one…
This pool float is FAAAABULOUS! Everyone makes such a big deal out of the goose that laid the golden egg, nobody ever asks what hatched from the egg. Maybe it was a golden swan! Okay, but that's all fairy tale…
Here's a pretty great reminder that things could always be worse... drunkMall recommends all home furnishing decisions be made with either practicality or inspiration in mind. Whether we're talking Pink Floyd posters, a nun sucking off a unicorn horn or a…
The Whiskey Wedge offers a new slant to having a drink on the rocks. Using a silicone molded insert and a matching double Old Fashioned-style glass, this apparatus freezes a slab of ice at an angle to the side of…
Sushi is as much a visual art form as it is a delicious meal. Whether you're serving nigiri and rolls at a home party or just want to blow the mind of your local sushi chefs, these soy sauce dishes…
So the Jesus fish doesn't really speak to who you are as a person. Even the Darwin "fish" doesn't quite get it right... Maybe you're more of a fish 'n' chips type person? Well that's just great and you certainly…
Equally hilarious and terrifying, depending on how it's used, this is a mask and wig for all fourteen of you people out there who've always fantasized about being a blowup sex doll! Or if you want to be a blowup…
Oh, it's hard to stand out in the crowd? You must not be trying hard enough or you must not know about these freaking pants. Because these pants are made to be seen! If there's a notable source of light…
Before Photoshop, these trick cameras were the easiest way to put your stupid friend's face on the body of a koala bear or something. They still make them and they're still so much fun! Basically, it works by splitting the…
So you've come up in the world since your days of hanging around the basketball courts brown baggin' a 40. You made it out of the streets. You did some school, got a job. Shit, now you've got enough spare…