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Batman Kissing Superman Sticker

Batman Kissing Superman Sticker

Batman vs. Superman was not a well-received movie. Critics didn't like it. Comic book fans didn't like it. Audiences didn't like it. Maybe that's because Batman and Superman fighting each other is not something people want to see. Did anyone…

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LED Bubble Gun

LED Bubble Gun

Are you so tired of blowing your own bubbles???? You're in luck! Because probably some time like 30 years ago but we don't know because we weren't paying attention - some person came up with the idea for a gun that blows…

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Unicorns Are Jerks coloring book

Unicorns Are Jerks – A Coloring Book

Unicorns ARE jerks! Think about it. Have you seen Mean Girls? Okay, those were some pretty ruthless bitches in that movie, right? Right. Now imagine if those mean popular girls were literally mythological creatures. And they knew it. And they were…

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Loving It Sticker

Loving It Sticker

Ba da ba da da! What's your favorite place to eat lunch? If your standard response to that question has gotten you more than one sit-down with HR, this is the bumper sticker for you! Taking extreme liberty with parody…

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Tiny Drone

Tiny Drone

This thing is so cute! It's possible that this isn't the smallest drone available for public purchase but if there's a smaller one then we sure haven't seen it. It's so tiny that the remote control used to plot the…

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Northern Exposure Cookbook

Northern Exposure Cookbook

If you were born in the late 70s or early 80s then you may have a slight recollection of Northern Exposure as a show you channel surfed right past while searching for Beavis and Butthead or The Simpsons or some other…

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Cock Lover Beer Cozy

Cock Lover Beer Cozy

Who loves the cock? That's right - everyone loves the cock. Okay, we really should have called this a Cock Liker cozy - because it says "I LIKE" above a picture of a rooster - but be real for a…

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WTF Stamp

WTF Stamp

How many times have you been looking at some bullshit ass paperwork and just wanted to scrawl a huge WHAT THE FUCK over the whole thing before sending it back to the person who wrote it? Well now you can!…

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The Taco Cleanse

The Taco Cleanse

Every few years a new "cleanse" comes around and all the Pinterest mommies with baby strollers in the crowded coffee shop talk way too loudly about how OMG AMAZING they feel after doing it. It's all bullshit. You know why?…

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Pin the Junk on the Hunk

Pin the Junk on the Hunk

L-O-L! Okay, so everyone knows that bachelorette parties are pretty much the most insane and debauchery-filled events that take place in modern society, right? If you don't know, we could tell you some mind blowing stories... Basically, if you see a bachelorette…

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Cute Extraterrestial Pins

Extra Cute Extraterrestrial Pins

These pins are out of this world! It seems like every movie about aliens coming to Earth thinks the aliens will either be coldly murderous and want to exterminate the human race or some breed of space hippies trying to…

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Back to School Gift Guide

EXCLUSIVE: Back to School Gift Guide

This is the most bullshit time of the year for a lot of people because it's when they return to college, where they're going into debt to learn shit they could look up on the Internet for free so they can have…

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