If you don't have at least 10 different items in your shower at all times then you're practically undateable by modern standards. No, a shower beer doesn't count! But half of you live in shitty studio apartments with bathrooms so…
It's a phone stand! It's a keyring! It's a convenient place to neatly store your earbuds! We're all about products that serve multiple functions here at drunkMall. So, even though this item may look completely pointless to you at first,…
Put that moustache envy to rest, ladies and gentlemen! Transform yourself into a wild and crazy party dude immediately by donning a pair of these Sun-Stache Sunglasses! The sunglasses are wayfarer style, which is like so totally in right now.…
Hey, adventurous eaters, we found a new snack for you to try... This isn't some kind of beef jerky shaped like earthworms for kids. This is a bag of earthworms. For you to eat. With your human mouth. Apparently, earthworm…
Caffeine addiction is no laughing matter. It usually starts with a little pot. You know, peer pressure. A typical scene: some friends are sharing a joint of the pot and they find out you've never toked a smoke before. Next…
Take your puppy back to prehistoric times this Halloween with a triceratops hat! If you're having a big party at home, the dog might be confused about all those monsters and slutty cats that smell just like the people who…
Many new cars have bluetooth technology factory installed to make it easy for you to control the music, get GPS-sourced directions and take phone calls - all hands-free! It's pretty amazing, if you haven't had the pleasure of experiencing it…
Oh, you better believe it, brother! It's the most head smashing, bone crushing, no-holds-barred board game ever created, WWF Wrestling Challenge! All you little whippersnappers better listen close... Before UFC... Before WWE... Before WCW... There was WWF! It was professional…
Candy Crate hunts down candies to fit a theme, puts them all in a convenient package and then makes them available to anyone with a sweet tooth and an appreciation for themed treats. Their collections of candy that were popular…
Energy drinks suck. Face it, XBOX warrior. They suck. Energy drinks taste bad. Energy drinks make you burp and the burps smell bad for all the same reasons the drinks taste bad. And also, drinking energy drinks supports energy drink…
Ooh la la! Is it wrong find a stapler sexually appealing? Because this cherry red high heel stapler has us feeling some type of way! Remember in Office Space how that one dude was obsessed with his red Swingline stapler…
It's boring to go alone! Take this. This amazing harmonica hidden inside what appears to be a classic Nintendo video game cartridge! "But, drunkMall, why?" you ask... Well, maybe you forgot or maybe you're so unfortunate as to never have…