Whale Knife
Whale that's a pretty cool knife right there! Don't get it wrong - just because this chef's knife looks exactly like a cute whale doesn't mean you shouldn't respect it or treat it with the same reverence as some overpriced…
Prank Tongue
The secret to a really good prank is 95% normalcy. As long as 95% of any situation is absolutely normal, then you can really work within that other 5% of WTF to get some great reactions from people. Here we…
Bossy Coasters
Stop beating around the bush and let your houseguests now those coasters are there for a reason! You know the feeling. You hook everyone up with drinks and send them into the living room only to walk in there a…
Black Bear Sleeping Bag
Be your own teddy bear! This isn't a bear costume. It's actually a sleeping bag! With arms and legs and a big bear head hood, it's like being perfectly tucked in the entire night. Seriously, though, it's really not made…
Churro Makers
Ever had those crunchy cinnamon stick desserts at Taco Bell? Oh, don't pretend you're better than that! We've all made regrettable dietary decisions after last call. It's part of the deal... Anyway, those fast food dessert sticks have about as much…
Toasty Hand Warmers
Bringing new definition to the phrase "toasty and warm," these cute hand warmers looks like pieces of toast (with tiny little arms and legs, for some reason) and stay heated with electricity from a USB port! Some people run hot…
Graveyard Sex Statue
Dem bones, dem bones, dem SEX bones! Here's one for the pervy goth crowd. Maybe you really did lose your virginity in a graveyard but hopefully you didn't get boned by an actual skeleton like the girl in this statue.…
Chewbacca Hoodie
Being a wookie has its pros and cons. Not everyone can understand the things you say, for one thing. That's gotta get annoying. Say what you will about wookies but old Chewbacca probably makes it through the winter just fine,…
Bacon Scarf
If starting the day off with a belly full of bacon is your idea of a good morning, why let the fun stop there? Bacon took care of you on the inside, so let it do work for you on…
Golden Girls Funko Dolls
Hit it, girls! If you miss The Golden Girls half as much as you should then you'll be so excited to see them turned into these amazing Funko POP dolls! No matter which of the old broads is your favorite,…
The Hungover Cookbook
Why is it sooo hard to take care of yourself when you're hungover? It would be comedic if it wasn't so downright pathetic. Everyone who read drunkMall's Hangover Survival Guide knows that one key factor to fixing the miserable way…
Bloody Sweater
Now that's a bloody neat sweater! Or a neat bloody sweater, as it were... Printing on fabric has come a long way in the past few years. If someone had tried to make a sweater like this in The '90s,…