CLOTHES: Pajama Picks!
Fall is only a month away and you know what they say: time passes more quickly the older you get. Also the older you get, the more you want text "hey nevermind" to every plan you made that day and…
Chicken Clothes
So you've been listening to some podcast about how to live Paleo and eggs are your new favorite things so you decided to get some chickens for a cheap source of high quality eggs. That's smart. But did you ever…
Leopard Heart Sunglasses
It's the summer of love! Or, at least, the summer of looking drop dead gorgeous. We've said it before and we'll say it again - there's one magic word when it comes to style and that word is: accessories! Why…
Toaster Bags
The American Dream means many different things to many different people. For some, the American Dream is winning the grand prize on a scratch-off lottery ticket and never having to work again. Others want to take their genius idea, turn…
Sun and Moon Plushies
Space is the place! Do you ever just, like, look up? Most people reading this right now live in major cities... (Yeah, we pay attention to demographic info of web traffic. You don't have to get all Alex Jones about…
Fish Slippers
Here, fishy fishy! How many times has a conversation like this played out in your house: "Honey... Have you seen my lake shoes?" 'The black ones?' "Well, they used to be black... I don't know what color you'd call 'em…
Seal Face Mask
You ever see a white seal with a zit? Nah, you probably haven't. Maybe that's got something to do with them hanging out on ice all day, swimming in unpolluted waters and subsisting on a diet of fresh (and live)…
3xLP Score from Westworld
Here's something for everyone who's watched the first season of Westworld four times already... It's so rare that a hyped TV show delivers on the hype and then some. Westworld nailed it. Like, perfectly. Did you know it's the most-watched…
Oathkeeper
Alright, folks - where are we at with the Game of Thrones predictions? Who do you think's gonna end up on that Iron Throne when it's all said and done? Will anything even be left of King's Landing? One thing…
Poems by Dogs
Let's be real, if our four-legged friends were capable of creating high art, dogs would not be the ones writing poems. That would be feline territory. Cat condescension screams "I'm a misunderstood poet!" But also, if dogs did write poems, it…
Pancake Jelly Beans
Pancakes are everything. Everything you need to know is right there in the word: pan cakes. Cakes made in a pan. And not only are you allowed to eat them for breakfast but it's actually considered extremely normal, sometimes even…
Dishwasher Status Magnet
Dirty? Clean? Dirty? Clean? No, we're not playing that game where you hang out in a public place and try to guess the condition of the underwear being worn by strangers walking by. (That's a fun game to play, though.)…