The cards for sale at the local pharmacy are all bullshit. Sweeping calligraphic fonts proclaiming middle-of-the-road positive sentiments... Shitty cartoon puns that make The Family Circus seem funnier than Doug Stanhope... Some half-ass folded piece of paper with hearts on the…
It ain't easy getting sleep in public. Bright lights, loud people, nowhere to get comfortable - it's like the opposite of your bedroom. So how do you stake out a little privacy for yourself and catch some shuteye? One thing…
2016 has been the year of the meme. Memes are nothing new, obviously. The concept predates the World Wide Web, even. Something about this year, though - this brutal year - found the meme flourishing as never before. New memes were…
Slumber the cold winter nights away like a king beneath this massive faux fur bedspread! It's a comforter fit for royalty. A replica of the style of blanket that's been keeping mankind warm for centuries - you can imagine something…
Keep that hot cup of coffee hot with a warming plate that looks like a donut! You know how it is... You've got your fresh cup of joe and pretty much as soon as you get it back to your…
Every New Year's Eve Party should have these mugshot boards on hand! Each set comes with 20 cards (you get 2 of each "serial number" with matching commentary under the resolution space) and the glittery border is NOT real glitter.…
You didn't get to have a role in The LEGO movie but that doesn't mean you'll never get to see what you would have looked like as a LEGO person. These unique caricatures give a peek into how you'd appear as…
Let that skateboard deck wood shred on in a second life by being reincarnated into these crafty guitar picks! The life of a skate deck is rough, folks. It's not all the glitz and glamour you see when watching The…
Indulge your addiction to spicy snack foods with a box of Mama Zuma's Revenge habanero potato chips! These suckers are all natural, vegan, gluten-free and kosher! There's also no sugar added, so it's a relatively guilt free snack with a…
Never again face the trials and tribulations of a beer bong all by your lonesome! All it takes is a Y-splitter to transform the traditional (and solitary) beer funnel design into a supercharged tandem beer bong with twin hoses, ready…
Thanksgiving is so totally tight butthole. Of all national American holidays, Thanksgiving is easily the tightest of buttholes - think about it. Most major holidays require purchasing a gift for at least one other person (and sometimes many other people).…
Cross that weird uncle off your Christmas shopping list because we've got his present sorted right here! According to legend and movies with an obscene number of prosthetic mustaches, there was a time in America when every straight single dude…