Gold Lollipops
There's gold in them suckers... *spit* More gold than anyone's seen in a sucker since the big strike back in '94, as far as anyone can tell. Okay, but seriously, yeah. These lollipops have gold in them. 24-karat gold leaf,…
Sleep Machine and Smart Alarm
This amazing device is actually a full sleep system, incorporating a sleep sound machine, sleep monitor and smart alarm in a tiny and minimalist setup. Look at that photo. See the little ball on the nightstand? That's the speaker where…
Cigarette Pillow
Make sure all smokers are aware of your home's smoking policy with this cigarette shaped throw pillow! Smoking cigarettes indoors destroys the value of a home. That smoke permeates the carpets and furniture and can even turn the walls and…
Wine Sippy Cup
Toddlers need sippy cups so they don't spill their grape juice everywhere. Drunk adults are a lot like toddlers, so guess what? Adult sippy cups! So you've graduated to wine (a.k.a. adult grape juice) and think you're pretty sophisticated, huh?…
Miniature Exercise Bike
Get some exercise while keeping your steady diet of audio/visual entertainment intact! Can't fit an exercise bike in your place? Not a problem! There's no excuses now because this miniature version of an exercise bike can fit pretty much anywhere…
Murder Scene Terrarium
This deceptive terrarium contains a miniature murder scene investigation! Any fan of "murder porn" television who also has a keen eye for interior design will derive a twisted sense of enjoyment from this piece. Themes of life and themes of…
Spin-A-Fuck Pin
When you know someone or something needs to be cussed out, it's not always easy to figure out exactly who or what it is that would make you feel best to unload a string of expletives at, so... Leave it…
Dana Scully Action Figure
The only thing strange going on around here is how did we not know about this Dana Scully action figure until right now? If X-Files came out in '93, then that's like 24 years of being unaware that the most…
EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Cash Spending Bash
Okay, people, this is what we play for! As of right now it is Christmas mutha flippin' Eve and that means we're well on the inside of 24 hours until the annual ritual of reaping many gifts and rewards for…
Zaphod Beeblebrox Head Prop
Heads up - this is a real prop from the hit movie, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and you can own it! Based on Douglas Adam's incredibly imaginative masterpiece, 2005's tHGttG (yeah, we're not typing that whole thing every time)…
Retro Sriracha Trucker Hat
Now this is some #branding worth #engaging with - right, #millennials? Huy Fong Foods (the people who make, by far, the most popular sriracha sauce in America) was founded in 1980, so it's possible that they actually made retro trucker…
Canned Scorpions
It's a can of scorpions! Don't worry - they aren't alive. (Although, that's probably a thing somewhere in this crazy world.) These scorpions are meant to be served as a little snack... Each can contains two Chinese Armor Tail scorpions…