Schrodinger’s Cat Shirt
How can a cat be wanted dead AND alive? Well... It's a little complicated. Everyone in the demographic to buy this shirt already gets the joke, so there's no need to fully explain it here. But if you're totally in…
1 Year of Freeze Dried Food
The only reason anyone would need a full year's supply of freeze dried food is if, you know, nuclear war breaks out or global warming leads to the surface of the planet being largely uninhabitable or the government collapses entirely…
Leather Shoulder Cover
You know the feeling. It's like, "Damn, I wish I didn't have to wear an entire shirt. It's really only my shoulders that I'm trying to cover. Specifically and exclusively my shoulders - not even the collarbone." Yeah, that feeling that we've…
Edamame Keychain
We've got a new contender for cutest keychain of all time! Edamame is one of the most fun foods to eat and this keychain recreates the experience for you to play with whenever you get bored. You've seen all these…
Hands-Free Dog Leash
Batman isn't the only one with a utility belt now! Strap this thing around your waist before heading out on a run and give yourself 3 zippered compartments for storing important items (money, ID, phone, etc.), a water bottle holder…
Patrick Shorts
Hit up the spot dressed like a fan favorite from Bikini Bottom, Patrick Star! That dumbass starfish is always sporting these shorts when getting into trouble with his best friend Spongebob Squarepants. Now you can wear the shorts too! If you had…
Assorted Beer Candies
Assorted hard candies inspired by a variety of craft beers. Uh, yes please! It's almost as if you get a little older and the candy makers of the world stop making candy just for you. You can still buy the…
Cannonball Beer Growlers
Great balls of beer! Don't go looking around for a cannon to load - this ain't that kind of party. They might look like cannonballs but it's a different ammo hiding in these spheres - beer! With the standard growler…
Underwater Sea Scooter
Epic underwater adventures await! Snorkel and scuba dives are amazing. It's literally a visit to another world, full of strange and beautiful creatures that might as well be aliens for how different their environment is from yours. About that environment,…
Human Organs Pins
Wear your heart (or eye ball or brain or tooth) on your sleeve, lapel, jacket or even a backpack! This line of enamel pins is modeled after the human body. More in a biology way than a weird way, though.…
Light Up Choker
Stop wondering if anyone can see your perfect choker in the dark club! With a simple-to-use on/off switch, you can illuminate the current trendiest neck accessory whenever you like. The picture up there does look pretty rad and you should…
EXCLUSIVE: Super Shower Shop
For a lot of people taking a shower is the best part of their day. Whether you like the water steaming hot or as cold as it will go, stepping out of a shower so fresh and so clean - it's a…