Fortune Teller Pen
It's basically a scientific fact that making your own decisions is the worst. 90% of what sucks about being an adult is having to make all your own decisions. Like, when was the last time someone came up to you…
Coffee-Infused Maple Syrup
First off, we wanna apologize to everyone who's stoned right now. You weren't prepared for this and there was honestly no way for us to prepare you without just jumping right into it. One minute, there you were, just screwing…
Rainbow Pencils
There's nothing quite like using a real pencil. Whether you're writing or drawing, the process is the same: a thought that exists in your mind is moved through your body and into your hand, where pressing pencil to paper allows…
Double Ring Chandelier
Give any room in your home a classy lighting upgrade with this unique chandelier! Look at that thing! You ever see a light that looked like that in one of your friend's houses? Probably not. Although maybe you have because…
Rearview Mirror Wristband
Most bicycles do not come with rearview mirrors. That's dumb. And dangerous. And dumb. But you can take matters into your own hands! Or wrists, to be more precise... This wristband is the ultimate cyclist accessory. When you're on the…
Complete Far Side Collection
The Far Side is essentially the exact opposite of The Family Circus. While both comics generally use a single panel format instead of the typical multi-paneled "strip" of most newspaper comics, one of them is the worst piece of unfunny…
90s Cartoons Tee
They got a few good cartoons these days. Maybe even more than a few but if you stack up what they're putting out today against the cartoon shows 90s kids had to choose from - it's no contest! Honestly, most…
2 Pounds of Chupa Chups
Chupa Chups are easily the best tasting suckers to have ever been made. If you've never had one, just share this post to your social media of choice and ask your friends if they have an opinion on this. You'll…
iMac Travel Case
Traveling with an iMac just got about a thousand times easier. The iMac is a wonderfully designed computer, as far as saving space and aesthetics go. Housing the circuitry and storage behind the display to pack everything into one unit…
90s Cup Design High Tops
If this design doesn't automatically call to mind memories you thought you forgot of filling up your soda cup with a hit from every beverage dispenser in the machine, sorry about your shitty childhood... Commonly known as the "jazz cup" design,…
Ultimate Shower Upgrade
If you can afford a bathroom, you can afford this shower upgrade. Maybe you've stayed in a casino hotel suite before or splurged on an upper tier Airbnb and you got to use a fancy rainfall shower with body jets…
Modular Sleep Mask
This is the best sleep mask that has ever been made and it doesn't even exist yet. Wait, so how can we say this is the best sleep mask if we've never used it? Because every sleep mask that sucks,…