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Margaritaville Mixed Drink Machine

Margaritaville Mixed Drink Machine

Finally, you can serve your guests commercially franchised (and, one assumes, cleverly named) mixed drinks in the comfort of your very own home! This deluxe mixed drink machine comes ready to party - just add booze! This mixed drink maker…

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Great White Shark Wall Mount

Great White Shark Wall Mount

Maybe you can’t afford that Australian vacation right now but that’s no reason to go on living without a realistic (but fake) Great White shark head mounted on your wall! We’re gonna need a bigger wall! Share this post!

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Glow in the Dark Stars, Moons and Planets

Glow in the Dark Stars, Moons and Planets

If you didn’t have these on your ceiling when you were a kid then you don’t know what you’re missing. This pack of 230 glowing galaxy elements comes with a constellation chart, so you can recreate formations from the real…

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5 Pound Gummy Bear

5 Pound Gummy Bear

We know what you’re thinking. Buy the 5 pound gummy bear and push the engagement ring into the middle of it, then give it to her as a proposal gift. Honestly? It’s a brilliant move and she’s lucky to have…

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Clear Inflatable Bubble Tent

Clear Inflatable Bubble Tent

This tent looks like something out of a sci-fi movie. You could do some cool performance art with this, though. Set it up on campus and pretend you’re in a human zoo! Share this post!

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Light-Up LED iPhone Charger Cables

Light-Up LED iPhone Charger Cables

Oh, these LED lightning charger cables are great! It’s so annoying looking for your charger cable in the dark (especially in the car at night) but now that won’t be a problem. Share this post!

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36″ Battery-Operated Cattle Prod

36″ Battery-Operated Cattle Prod

drunkMall has a “no questions asked” policy. If you need a cattle prod, hey, we just want to show you a cool cattle prod that we found. That’s your business. Amazon buyers like to ask a lot of questions before they…

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Super Masculine Gary Busey with a Gun poster

Super Masculine Gary Busey with a Gun poster

Let no living person call into question the veracity of your machismo while this stunning Gary Busey poster hangs on your wall. Nobody in the drunkMall office knows what kind of gun that is: shotgun? assault rifle? It doesn’t matter.…

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Pink Taser with LED Flashlight

Pink Taser with LED Flashlight

This stun gun with a flashlight is surprisingly cheap. You’ve probably paid more money for just a regular flashlight that wouldn’t completely incapacitate a person for being a threat. Share this post!

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Bacon Flavored Lube

Bacon Flavored Lube

Bacon, bacon, bacon… Whenever bacon was invented was a truly great moment in the history of the world. Can you imagine what the person who discovered bacon must have been thinking? Hopefully that person and their family became rich because…

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The Shocker Keychain

The Shocker Keychain

So wrong, yet so funny. Probably the quickest way to let someone know what kind of person you are, too! Right on your keychain, which is why drunkMall loves keychains! This keychain is made by Choy Boy Designs and they have…

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Ouija Board Pillowcase

Ouija Board Pillowcase

drunkMall is not responsible for the dreams you have while sleeping on this ouija board print pillowcase! Seriously, how many horror movies have you seen where it all starts with someone playing around with a ouija board? Yeah, duh, we…

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