tile: Bluetooth Trackers
This! Tile is an app that works with a set of bluetooth trackers to find literally any of the things we’re always losing: keys, wallet, dog, anything that can be tagged with a Tile tracker! Here’s the kicker. If the…
Rude Party Balloons
After a certain point, going to parties becomes a chore like any other thing you’re supposed to do. We called these Rude Party Balloons but we maybe should have called them Honest Balloons because “THIS PARTY IS SHIT” should have been…
Cargo Pocket hoodie
Carrying a backpack everywhere makes people look like drug dealers. For real. If you’re cool with that, hey, fine. But for the rest of us, we have to find other ways to lug all our gear around. Which is why…
Human Brains travel mug
If you’re having problems with anyone at the office, they’ll almost definitely keep their distance after they see you slurping mysterious liquid from a travel mug that says it contains human brains. But if they are brave and get close…
The Pocket Shot slingshot
Rednecks are geniuses, man. Watch that video and just try to count how many beards and beer bottles there are… Anyway, The Pocket Shot is a totally new type of slingshot. We aren’t engineers, so have someone else explain but…
The Internet Needs Me T-Shirt
We keep finding these “sassy” t-shirts. Who makes all the sassy t-shirts? Listen, if you’re walking around wearing an article of clothing that has a hashtag on it and you think you’re being ironic? You’re not. Embrace it. Where once was…
UNT and ICK mugs
Someone told us we had to post these mugs. We don’t know why but we’re such caffeine freaks over here at drunkMall that we’ll pretty much post anything to do with coffee or tea. It’s like, man, if we don’t…
‘90s “Jazz Design” Boat Shorts
Remember these cups? They’ve made such a huge comeback that now people (apparently) want to have the same design on their clothing. That’s understandable. You know, look at the type of things people will get tattooed on themselves. Wait- Does…
Fingertip Food Tongs
We need more inventions focused on helping drunk people avoid appearing as sloppy as they may or may not be. Trongs (reason for the name unclear) are miniature food tongs you can place on your fingertips to handle messy, greasy…
F*ck Feelings book
YEEEEEESSSS Finally, someone had the nerve to stop tiptoeing around, sprinkling self-help adages everywhere. This is what’s up: how many times have you made a terrible decision because of some type of way you felt? Yeah, you know why? Feelings…
Custom TitTees shirt
Hey, guys, you can stop asking Santa for x-ray vision. Problem solved. Much like the beloved selfie shirt, TitTees answer the question, “Why don’t I have a t shirt with a picture of my own boobs on it?” Indeed, why don’t…
Cupcake Flavored lip balm
And just like that, life is sweet again! Ok, here’s the dangerous thing about the fact that we just posted cupcake flavored lip balm. People are going to click it and see all of other magical things that are cupcake…