Sriracha Water Bottle
Next time we’re feeling the burn at the gym, we’ll be cooling down with a sip of water from our new sriracha squeeze bottle. Now, some people have said their water bottle shipped with a red cap instead of a…
Countdown to “Blackout Friday”
Everyone’s doing Black Friday countdowns and we’re just not into that. Not because we want to convince you we’re opposed to capitalism or any other such obviously phony PR attempts. But because all the stuff people are putting on sale…
Drunk Christmas Teddy Bear
Teddy Booze makes drunk teddy bears which are pretty adorable and remind us of every fat, drunk uncle we’ve ever seen at a family gathering! The line of Christmas bears come with colored Santa hats and a matching mini beer…
“Knight’s Armor” Visored Helmet Hoodie
We’re getting our #BlackoutFriday Countdown started with a bang! We expected to be sent one of these when we finally win the Internet. But now that we’re making our own money, we can fulfill our destiny right now and grab…
Bourbon Soaked Toothpicks
On one hand, this is indulgence on a decadent level. On the other hand, eh, yeah, there is no other hand but we’d love to get our hands on some of these toothpicks! “Steeped with six-year-old barrel aged KY straight…
On the Rocks Tumblers with Ice Ball Makers
There sure has been an ice revolution these past few years. We can’t get a cocktail that costs more than $10 without waiting an extra five minutes for someone to turn a solid cube of artisanal ice into a perfect…
Krampus Smartphone Case
Every Christmas, Krampus comes and takes all the misbehaved children away forever. In other words, Krampus is Santa Claus for adults, giving us the gift of reprieve from annoying kids. This phone case won’t get rid of annoying kids but…
Un-Meow-n Pleasures T-Shirt
We’re never going to get tired of shirts with random cats in the design, so if that’s gonna be a problem for you then kick rocks. Taking the ubiquitous Unknown Pleasures album cover a tad less seriously is also to…
Pizza Bath canvas print
We don’t get the opportunity to post much fine art on drunkMall because “pearls before swine” and all that - but this here is some art and it is damn fine. Ah, yes, you can see what the artist has done…
“Honest Boy” Pencil Sharpener
We’re still figuring out the rules on what we can and can’t say about the items on drunkMall. This particular pencil sharper places pleasant memories of poignant pillars of prepubescant pop culture puppe- Oh, maybe shouldn’t say that one word…
Troll Face hoodie
He throws on his troll face hoodie and heads to the local sports bar. When he arrives, he grabs a stool at the bar and orders a beer. He’s not here for any particular reason. Just to sit. And to…
Automatic Mah Jong Table
We like to imagine that we know an elderly Chinese lady who would love us forever and ever if we got her a table that automatically shuffles and properly stacks the tiles for a game of Mah Jong between her…