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Bath and Shower Wine Holder

Bath and Shower Wine Holder

Last week, we learned about showerbeers for our Shower Beer Buddy giveaway. Now that we’ve had time to think about it, we realized that showerbeers aren’t so crazy because we’ve known about drinking wine in the bathtub for years and…

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The Boondock Saints Twin Guns Lamp

The Boondock Saints Twin Guns Lamp

The Boondock Saints is one of those movies nobody seems to think is good, which is to say people either don’t like it very much or it quickly becomes one of their favorite movies. Of course, we don’t really give…

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Remote Control Paper Airplane

Remote Control Paper Airplane

This is what happens when old school DIY meets new school tech and we’re all about it. Drones are fun, sure, but there’s something to be said for building things yourself, learning how and why they work and maybe getting…

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The Bro-job short story

The Bro-job short story

Okay, so nobody at drunkMall HQ remembers finding this - or at least nobody wants to admit to finding it. Yet here it is, in all its red, white & blue glory: The Bro-job! Gotta be honest, the lack of…

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Mickey D’s French Fries gloves

Mickey D’s French Fries gloves

What says “warmth” like a fresh batch of McDonald’s fries? Some of you Northerners out there have probably actually used a large fry to keep your hands warm on especially cold days. What if your hands could do more than borrow…

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Marshmallow Blaster

Marshmallow Blaster

Times sure have changed! Back in the day, if you wanted to get a marshmallow from Point A to Point B with any sort of velocity, you used to have to throw it. While researching this item, we came across all…

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10 Stacks of Fake Benjamins

10 Stacks of Fake Benjamins

Ever wanted to know what it’s like to have $10,000 in cash? Now you can(not)! Light cigars with (not real) $100 bills! Throw thousands of (not) dollars on top of a bed and get frisky with a loved one! For…

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“Infinite Bubble Wrap” Smartphone Case

“Infinite Bubble Wrap” Smartphone Case

Bubble wrap is clearly awesome. Can we all agree on that? The Japanese love bubble wrap so much they created an imitation bubble wrap that can be popped over and over again! Called mugen puchipuchi - literally, “infinite pop pop” - these things…

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2016 Calendar of Dogs in Cars

2016 Calendar of Dogs in Cars

We show a lot of love to cats on drunkMall but every dog has its day - 366 of them in 2016! (Yeah, it’s a Leap Year. Get ready for a lot of really great #content based on that little…

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Creepy Brangelina Masks

Creepy Brangelina Masks

This opens a lot of doors you may not be prepared to open, really. See, the thing about the faces of mega-celebrities is we spend just as much time looking at them as we do the faces of people we…

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kGoal: Male Kegels tech

kGoal: Male Kegels tech

Right off the bat, nothing written on this website should ever be viewed or acted upon as sound medical advice. If there’s any confusion about that, it should be cleared up when we end this sentence by saying that squeezing…

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