Rapid Ramen Cooker
This cooks ramen in 4 minutes and you don't have to stand there watching it not be ready to eat while you're starving. Just put it in the microwave, do the right buttons and come back when it's ready to…
Burrito Pencil Case
That is a delicious looking burrito. Except it isn't because it's really a pencil case that looks exactly like a burrito when it's rolled up. How neat is that? We've seen other stuff like it and we even featured a…
Men’s Ass-less Helicopter Twerk Briefs
Take a second and really let what you're looking at sink in to your mind and imagination. Yes, that hole is for that part and that other hole is for that other part. And, yes, those are a series of…
Snowball Maker and Launcher
It's great to be alive in a time where people won't rest until every single activity has a specific tool designed to make it faster and more efficient. Making snowballs by hand is for peasants, man! Get one of…
Wu-Tang Forever Platinum Record Clock
Wu! Tang! Wu! Tang! Wu! Tang! You know what time it is! Wu-Time! In case you don't know, when you make an album that sells a million copies, that's called a platinum album. It's a big deal. Did you know…
Desperate Horse Wives
With a title like that, it doesn't even matter what the book is about. We're thinking about buying fifty copies and discreetly leaving them in the homes of everyone we know just to see how long it takes everyone to…
Pixelated Super Mario sweater
Did someone sneak special mushrooms on our pizza? Because we are TRIPPING OUT over this sweater! Super Mario Bros. is what's up, it's what's always been up and it's what always will be up. Super Mario forever! Smoke all those…
EXCLUSIVE: The “Snowed In” Survival Guide
So you were hip deep in your third run through of Making a Murder (because there has to be something someone missed in there somewhere) and you didn't even realize a king hell blizzard came to town and the whole city…
Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves
All right, don't be a snob. You know you'd watch this, if only to say you watched it. From St. James St. James, the creator of FDR: American Badass (it's on our Netflix queue but we haven't watched it), comes…
Panda Hoodie
Super cute clothes that are way comfortable always have a place in the wardrobe. We call this stuff "hangover chic" because it requires minimal effort to mask the ill-effects of a hardcore evening the night before. So it's basically brunch…
Donut Hole Maker
Everything good in life comes from holes, if you think about it. Treasure? Holes. Orgasms? Holes. It's a miracle that donut holes are still called donut holes. Spheres are literally the opposite of holes and it's honestly unfair of us as…
Secret Stash boxer briefs
Hiding things in your underwear is nothing new, of course. Doing that without getting your junk sweat all over your stash is a notable innovation, though, you've got to admit. It's even better than that 'cuz this is a premium…